Ivey Classic

[bolting awake in a cold sweat] Brad Pitt Greys Anatomy Jamaican Patois Grim Reaper

What the hell…

Hi Mer 😍

Dudes from like east Africa and a certain type of nerdy gay black dude have the exact same wardrobe

Awards I won:

Top 3 Killers
Top 5 Snipers
Most Beautiful Thug
Strangest Penis
Best in Show
Perfect Attendance
Best Original Score
Top 6 Murderers
Coach of the Year

I will burst into the tavern laughing like yo ho ho and throw some doubloons down on the counter

The Hamburgler is a thug

Always found it insane that everyone took the line about the best damn band in the whole damn land…and Texas is the reason! or whatever in These are the Days to be a unilateral reference to the band of the same name and not a multipurpose phrase of any sort. Lift to experience is from fucking Denton

I’m bringing Ratatat back bitch

It’s funny Noname’s whole career was built on the backs of NPR listening Pitchfork reading urbane liberals and she thought she could just Varg it up with no consequences

Some are cranky some are swanky there may be some that you wanna manky!

Donkey Kong: Year One

Epic meme sir 😂

This is fxcking chilling

Eating Ivey’s Choice Select Pieces..delicious

Summer is unfortunately over and it is fall now. Adjust accordingly!

I feel like Ivey in this Swintweather

You ever been with 2 LITTLE PEOPLE 😏👅💦?

I am a democrat. That means that Joe Biden is my, “comfort character.” And that Donald Trump gives the ick…

I started a business

My wife’s dumb pussy is one of the stupidest things on earth

They were fast and furious

Twitter’s most forbidden images

Yes I do have BPD (battered penis disorder)

I think it’s is beautiful 💖

My beautiful daughters from different marriages