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Feral Housewife, raising 2 amazing kids. Plant Killer. Fiber/Fabric Crafter. Romance Reader. Prolific Blocker. ADHD/ASD/ND. PPD w/P.

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My 11 yo sounds similar to yours. She's 5 foot even and just had to get weighed for a prescription today and she is 108 pounds.

08.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have experienced the same phenomenon. I'm hyperlexic. In 2019, I read over 450 novels and non fiction books. In 2020, I read 400. In 2021, when I caught Covid, I only read 236, and that was a struggle. I felt like I had a concussion. Since then, I've averaged ~125. I really struggle to focus.

07.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've seen Elf, several times in fact, but I absorbed absolutely zero of the plot besides "Tall stupid guy didn't realize he wasn't actually an elf."

05.10.2025 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was just thinking about them going Nuclearly Petty, like they do when they pull someone over for having a burned out license plate light, and wind up murdering someone.

As I said, if they wanted to harass ICE, they could. They just don't want to.

05.10.2025 15:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they wanted to, they could like issue tickets for Hate Littering and also impound the vehicles under the illegal dumping ordinance for every instance of ICE throwing gas canisters at peaceful protesters and residents from their SUVs. It might not stick long term, but it would hamstring ICE.

05.10.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What is the decorative drizzle on the plate?

05.10.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I might sub out the pesto with reduced balsamic vinegar. I just love tomato/strawberry/balsamic

05.10.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks yummy! I might make this for lunch for myself.

05.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so so angry with the 77 million + Americans that voted for this. I'm barely affected on a personal level, but I hate seeing the chilling effect on my neighbors in the community that are afraid to even come out to a HS homecoming parade or hold their usual Hispanic heritage month celebrations.

05.10.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be fair, that was really just a half assed attempt on his part, probably done more for publicity and attention than to actually get the job. You could see how much he actually hates doing the job during his first term--he seems to really love the campaigning part more than the grind of governing.

05.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If was definitely the moment that Trump decided to actually do it for real this time.

And I also blame Mark Burnett for creating the successful competent businessman image with his highly edited "reality" show.

05.10.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's "not Antifa?" So she's FOR fascism?

How bad is that concussion she sustained?

05.10.2025 12:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was right down the street at the Hilton at 7th, and it was fine. I am a suburbanite through and through and felt perfectly safe walking to and from the Orange line at Roosevelt, *except for the moment when a bunch of K9 handling cops suddenly swarmed the station for no obvious reason* on Thursday.

05.10.2025 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess that person would think I'm a self hating disabled person, because I describe my joints as weak. ๐Ÿ˜‚

05.10.2025 12:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The same people who did 9/11 did October 7?

I had no idea that October 7 was done by overly barbecued zombies.

05.10.2025 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're considering getting a dog, and I'm not ashamed to admit that cat puke is like 30% of the reason.

02.10.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have a direct deposit that goes to a savings account at the small union credit union with very limited hours and no ATM access for us, a huge PITA to get cash out, and it's amazing how fast it accumulates when we can't just dip into it like the linked accounts at our main credit union.

01.10.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took me way too long to move my brain from yoni eggs to hatching eggs.

01.10.2025 11:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll just say that sometimes, occasionally, arson IS the solution to the problem.

30.09.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was trying to explain what this medbed business was to my husband and finally had to resort to "these people think that M.K. Eidem's Tornian alien romance series is real."

28.09.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm also one of today's lucky 10,000! I did not know this fun fact about Portland.

28.09.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I did feel very grown up saying swears every time my gathering stitches snapped while I was trying to pin my layers together.

27.09.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah it was definitely part of the Prairie trend in the 70s, and it popped up again in the 90s for sure. I did make several skirts in my junior high days from patterns my aunt had from her high school years.

27.09.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reef squid is an excellent choice because Everyone Knows about Architeuthis dux.

27.09.2025 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have almost entirely German ancestry (my dad was an immigrant in the late 50s) and my husband has almost entirely English ancestry, so what would that mean for our family?

27.09.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This actually answers several questions about why my kid does similar things to our cats.

26.09.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"will begin" is a weird way to spell "the current war will escalate"

25.09.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's going to be able to smell your kitchen from the city!

25.09.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

390 is my guess. Though I do see that at least a few of those have like 15 cloves instead of the usual 8-12.

25.09.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sometimes do that. Make a project and then find a person it will fit!

25.09.2025 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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