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I always loved his deadpan delivery of the terrible dad jokes.

The week before she died, my mom told me, "You get the children you deserve." and I thought she was complimenting me, but it turns out it was a curse. 😂

I wish I was allowed to have nice things, but I chose to have children instead. 😭

It dissipates into my house from my neighbor's back yard!

It sucks for me, because pot doesn't mellow me, it makes me an even more rage filled bitch than my baseline, but other than the pot, they are pretty good neighbors, so I just have to close my windows on that side of house when they smoke.

I've seen a bunch of different beauty products advertised this way: shampoo and conditioner, skin moisturizers, bronzers and highlighters, plumping lipsticks...

If hair is falling out from ozempic use, it's probably from not getting enough calories, especially not enough from protein.

I was shopping the ulta flyer and they are advertising skin creams as "compatible with GLP-1!"

I think RFK should prove that drinking water is safe by drinking 3 gallons in two hours.

Even for people who didn't contract COVID and have long COVID, the disruption of carefully tuned routines caused a lot of people to discover their ADHD.

I didn't get diagnosed with mine until I had kid that interfered with my Rube Goldberg systems that made sense only to me.

My 30 yo baby sister's father is Autistic, and he is so Autistic that TO THIS DAY, he insists that our mother was never his girlfriend, even though she lived with him, kept house for him, had sex with him, and made a kid with him...because he never said "you are my girlfriend" to her.

The hand wringing by Graham Hillard over additional time on tests or quiet rooms being "unfair" is so absurd. My kid either knows the material or he doesn't. Having an extra 20 minutes to write his answers legibly (he has a tremor) doesn't give him any advantage if he didn't study.

I like them both, sometimes together.

But I think it's weird that the recipe is saying to put in one or the other.

The ones I've seen used are a reproduction of their signature and have some kind of border or artwork with it. Usually a fun color of ink, too, like purple or hot pink.

I have some mild wrist issues, and even repetitive stamping can be painful. I don't mind authors stamping instead of signing.

Gasp! I don't have that one!

Same as it ever was

Wait, who is this supposed to be? I thought I'd read all her books.

I'm disappointed they only go to wrinkles and not all the way to Zinc Deficiency.

The Belly is a Trap is a classic for a reason!

I'm so sorry for your loss. I hope his memory is a blessing to you and your family.

I know from personal experience that's a tough illness to see your loved ones succumb to; my own FIL passed from Alzheimer's.

I'm confused as to why the British government would have to pay for their flights, and not just arrange them? Couldn't the tax dodgers just use the money they saved by living in Dubai to buy their own tickets?

Oh fun! We're doing 2021 again.

Anyone else remember when the Ever Given blocked the Suez in March 2021?

I was going to say what kind of bullshit is he eating, 5 foot 9 is A COMPLETELY NORMAL HEIGHT!!!

One would hope, but then again, anything can be a fetish.

OCASIO-CORTEZ STATEMENT ON TRUMP'S COMBAT OPERATIONS IN IRAN "The American people are once again dragged into a war they did not want by a president who does not care about the long-term consequences of his actions. This war is unlawful. It is unnecessary. And it will be catastrophic. "Just this week, Iran and the United States were negotiating key measures that could have staved off war. The President walked away from these discussions and chose war instead.President Trump flippantly acknowledged the possibility of American casualties, stating "that often happens in war.' "Mr. President: this was not an inevitability. This is a deliberate choice of aggression when diplomacy and security were within reach. Stop lying to the American people. "Violence begets violence. We learned this lesson in Iraq. We learned this lesson in Afghanistan. And we are about to learn it again in Iran. Bombs have yet to create enduring democracies in the region and this will be no different. "In moments of war, our Constitution is unambiguous: Congress authorizes war. The President does not. I will do my part to uphold our Constitution by voting YES on Representatives Ro Khanna and Thomas Massie's War Powers Resolution. Every member of Congress must join us in rejecting this aimless war.

My statement on President Trump’s combat operations in Iran⬇️

I need to see this on that domino meme...

He looks wonderfully squishy. Pointless stuff that makes me happy like this is why I sell my plasma. I mainly do it as exposure therapy for my phobia, but the money is mine to spend guilt free on silly crap that makes me squee.

I meant it was slightly too small for 🎯

His problem is his head is 1 cm too small.

a man in a white striped shirt is standing in front of a pink block wall Alt: a man in a white striped shirt is standing in front of a pink block wall, shrugging and raising his hands

There is no legal reason, but this asshole doesn't follow the law, so

The Senate should quickly return to session and reassert its constitutional duty by passing our resolution to enforce the War Powers Act.

"My prayers are with our brave American servicemembers."

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