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Brewin some bean juice

He was brooding so hard he just had to drive that boat into that darn hurricane.

Bleu

Saw a bumper sticker today that said if u honk at me I’ll kill myself. I just shook my head.

Did he bone his sister

U mean u didn’t like how he drove a boat into a typhoon

This new microwave has a sensor on it that’ll tell me my hot dogs are reheated

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We have liftoff

Idk the new Mission Impossible was pretty good

Bluesky discovery tab 👎

I had an omelette at the diner the other day and I only paid $22, w tip!

I love #loggingon to Bluesky. It’s a nice place for the non existent content and dearth of mutuals.

I caught ur mom sneaking into the locker room at the Y trying to steal my jock strap

Cocked up

chugged an afternoon coffee just now #yeah

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Lewis15

It’s a smorgasbord of blue

Glad to see Bluesky thriving

Stocking up on that high caff bean

Nice fountain pen… be a shame if someone jammed it into ur eyeball

Friend?

Bluesky is chippewa for friendship

Sandwiches

been drinking coffee the past six hours 😵‍💫

I just blue myself

Valentine’s Day fit

Plumbing the depths of BlueSky rn (right now) reatards