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A picture from ofmd season 2 episode 2 of ed standing below deck in his leathers and slutty bun with a hand on his gun

A picture from ofmd season 2 episode 2 of ed standing below deck in his leathers and slutty bun with a hand on his gun

If depressed evil murderous pirate why pretty babygirl

10.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
my arm covered in edโ€™s tattoos

my arm covered in edโ€™s tattoos

my hand with edโ€™s spider tattoo. has since been replaced with a real spider tattoo

my hand with edโ€™s spider tattoo. has since been replaced with a real spider tattoo

one year ago i went to my local shitty comic con as ed and decided yeah actually slap that spider on me forever

10.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ed & Stede making-out, grinding, stripping out of their clothes.. Ed looks Stede over appreciatively, hungrily as he says 'you're going to be the death of me, babe'! It's supposed to hot, technically it is, but Stede falters, an image flickering into his mind of Ed lying in *that* room, dead

10.08.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Digital sketch of Roach and Izzy, in warm and comfy turtlenecks, sharing a kiss.

Digital sketch of Roach and Izzy, in warm and comfy turtlenecks, sharing a kiss.

Quick kissy

#ofmd #rizzy #izzyhands #roachofmd #ofmdroach

10.08.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 107    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A black and white sketch of Ed as an alpha in a hotel shower, jacking off and squeezing his knot with his eyes closed. His usual ship tattoo has been replaced by a caduceus staff, and his cock is pierced. In the background, you can see the bathroom door is ajar, and the mirror on it reveals Stede is watching him through the reflection, hands in fists and a prominent bulge in his pants.

A black and white sketch of Ed as an alpha in a hotel shower, jacking off and squeezing his knot with his eyes closed. His usual ship tattoo has been replaced by a caduceus staff, and his cock is pierced. In the background, you can see the bathroom door is ajar, and the mirror on it reveals Stede is watching him through the reflection, hands in fists and a prominent bulge in his pants.

#OFMD #nsfw

An illustration for my favorite Omegaverse author @kalansphantomff.bsky.social and her currently updating fic Tarte Tatin!

How come all my art is in water or bathrooms lol

10.08.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 53    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Digital painting of Olu from Our Flag Means Death

Digital painting of Olu from Our Flag Means Death

Olu painting time ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿฉต
#ofmdfanart

10.08.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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punk!Ed for a commission ๐Ÿ˜Šโค๏ธ

10.08.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 87    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
10.08.2025 06:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy bday!

10.08.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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s1 Izzy, pissed at Stede, Ghibli style challenge ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
#myart #arttag #ofmdfanart #ofmdizzyhands

10.08.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looking through streaming options and seeing the absolute shit out there once again makes me flabbergasted that a show as good as OFMD got cancelled. Do these people have functioning prefrontal cortexes?

10.08.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey loves, just hopping back on to share that All The Soup, the Jim, Olu, Archie, & Zheng-centric Ao3 Collection I maintain has been fully updated!!

There are 1,141 fics in the collection (328 items, 813 bookmarks), with another 15 waiting author approval!

Link & more info in thread!

#GarlicSoup

10.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Just felt like everyone needed to look at this again today

10.08.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

10.08.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really only takes a moment to write a quick message, or poor your heart out like I did! No harm in trying my friends, and Iโ€™m so so tired of the watching options right now, we need this chance!!! #SaveOFMD

10.08.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ughhh i hope inspiration hits soon! โค๏ธ๐Ÿซ‚

10.08.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

might sound contradictory but is there something else you can focus on for a hot min? i find working on something different always revs the writing engine

10.08.2025 15:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New Love Letter (Lovely Letter?) card: the princess ๐Ÿ’– #ofmd #pixelArt

10.08.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

imagine being a lad in 18th century and your social circle are some boring gents and your fucking horse has diarrhea and then your gay neighbor vanishes one night and his wife declares him dead and one day he comes back and then dies two times in front of you and all your friends

10.08.2025 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

๐Ÿค๐Ÿผ

(but also: you brain lies to you!!)

10.08.2025 15:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy sexual sunday, Ed & Stede are holding hands

10.08.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ed teach holding the fish he caught while being held by the fish he caught, kissing stede in the moonlight on the revenge (our flag means death s2e5)

ed teach holding the fish he caught while being held by the fish he caught, kissing stede in the moonlight on the revenge (our flag means death s2e5)

ed teach leaning away from stede with a foot nervously picked up to be on his toes as he's about to set boundaries, stede is tenderly listening and not leaning too far in, with his hand just barely touching ed's hands to support him without crossing over those new boundaries (our flag means death s2e5)

ed teach leaning away from stede with a foot nervously picked up to be on his toes as he's about to set boundaries, stede is tenderly listening and not leaning too far in, with his hand just barely touching ed's hands to support him without crossing over those new boundaries (our flag means death s2e5)

ed's nervous feetsies when he's setting boundaries

10.08.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rip also to our flag means death, canceled before its time even though it was v popular

10.08.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 220    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LIKE CAN YOU SEE THE VISION

10.08.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚๐Ÿซ‚

10.08.2025 05:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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violently hot of them

10.08.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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princess ๐Ÿ˜

10.08.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the 1998 single โ€œ(god must have spent) a little more time on youโ€ performed by american boy band nsync and cowritten by carl sturken and evan rogers was about edward teach

10.08.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No one in the history of humanity has ever looked as hot in a uniform as Ed Teach does right here

10.08.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Memories of drunken love and bathroom stalls๐ŸŸฅ

09.08.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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