jules | #LongLiveOFMD

man, procreate is super not my friend rn

they invented want!!!!!!

close crop of stede and ed as they're about to kiss up against the wall

close crop of stede and ed as they're about to kiss up against the wall

do you ever think about how they wanted each other more than anyone else has ever wanted someone in the history of wanting

close crop of stede bonnet's face as he's about to kiss ed up against the wall

close crop of ed teach's face as he's about to kiss stede up against the wall

i'm unwell

i am
un
well

a still from "twinless." the first half of a quote from the movie. dennis is saying "i guess you could have a sideways ladder,"

another still from twinless. this is the second half of the quote, "but i can't think of a use for it."

i'll take "things that are only funny to me, a person who has a sideways ladder on their wall" for $100, alex

A black background with white text that says “nonchalant men are not for me. I want mind to have a panic attack if we’re not talking. “

Ed 🤝 Stede

Digital art of Oluwande and Jim from OFMD, drawn as a prince and knight respectively. Jim is lifting Oluwande's hand and pressing a kiss to his knuckles, while looking at Oluwande with bedroom eyes. Oluwande stares at them with wide eyes. Oluwande is wearing his Prince Azi costume with a circlet crown. Jim wears a full knight's plate armour, decorated with orange blossom engravings. They also wear a teal cape and a sword dangly earring. The background is grey to orange ombre, with a teal and gold border.

"Your highness."

The new knight's eyes burned with passion as they lifted Prince Oluwande's hand. Soft lips pressing to his skin - tender, intimate, full of desire.

The Prince barely held in a gasp. His hand had been kissed a hundred times before, but never like this...

#TealOranges #OFMDart

johnny cash is punk as fuck

Taika with a lady and a tiny dog and he’s pointing to the dog and making his eyes really big and his hair is very poufy in a good way

Taika is filming the pilot for Young, Young Frankenstein at Cal Tech www.instagram.com/p/DPm0qOWktA...

NSFW text reading: The door back into the bar opens, music swelling for a brief moment, then shuts again with a bang. Silence – or as much silence as they can get with the music still pounding through – floods the bathroom. The tenuous hold he’s had on himself disappears. Ed picks up his pace, pounding into Jim, hips slapping with every thrust. Gasping into their ear, gripping them so tight that he knows he’ll have to check for bruises later. Heat spreads through his gut, balls tightening, rhythm faltering. He’s so close, he’s so fucking close – “Just fucking do it,” Jim rasps, head turning towards him, mouth finding his, “come, you motherfucker –“ They’re not the one in charge here. Ed is the one giving the orders, not Jim, and he’s making decisions about this whole scene, even if he’ll regret them later. It doesn’t fucking matter. As soon as Jim tells him to come, it’s over. They kiss him, and he’s coming, burying himself in them and holding – There’s no elegance here. No grace, no love, no tenderness. Just a bathroom fuck, rough brick walls and rusted metal doors. Vending machine lube and Jim’s spit and this isn’t the place for a soft comedown, or for aftercare, or anything that Ed would usually insist on. The most he gets is Jim, softening in his arms, letting him kiss them and hold them for five. Ten. Twenty. Thirty. Forty-five seconds – Jim breaks the kiss. Turns away. Lets go of his arms, and it’s over.

it's Thursday but here's a wip snippet anyway - Jim and Ed fucking in a public bathroom style

(Jim/Ed, from the next Remington Steele AU fic, which will be so so fun and so so happy I promise*)

*this is a lie

just thinking about Them 💖🔥💖

i tried to draw gentlebeard kissing instead of escaping the danger.. but i have no idea what shadows of firearms look like..😬and as one can tell from this pic i have a very vague idea of what ppl look like🤔

#inktoberreckless #ofmdinktober #gentlebeard

✨🕯️ it would heal me 🕯️✨

up in 🦵 leg heaven ✨

Edward Teach’s entrance on ofmd!!!!

GREATEST ENTRANCE OF ALL TIIIIME

I'm a simple man (gn): I see this art, I qrp it so I never have to remove my original repost

How about and oldie but a goodie? 💜✨️✨️

#ofmd #ofmdfanart

YouTube video by Apple TV Pluribus — Official Teaser | Apple TV+

Pluribus — Official Teaser | Apple TV+

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpni...

title card for Out of the Bag by suchgreatheights. a sofa with scratched-up corners is in the center of the image. in the foreground is a fluffy calico cat running out of a paper bag. above the sofa is summary text: Friends, Ed can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins. Sometimes the journey is the most important part.

crop of emcolbs' art from chapter 30 of out of the bag. visible in the crop is stede from the shoulders down, sitting on the sofa. krakatoa (cat) is in his lap and getting the best scritches of her life, complete with a happy kicky leg

happy thursday my loves! @emcolbs.bsky.social and i are here with chapter 30 of out of the bag 🏡🐈 in which the boys watch a rom-com that turns out to be really quite shit, but there may be one nice thing they take away from it in the end 😌

enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/63564631

Ed Teach looking over at Stede Bonnet with a bit of panic about the fact that Stede's about to be executed by the English.

"I dreamed of becoming important to someone."

"You're important to me."

Clean-shaven Ed doing an intense stare

Who asked for a smooooooth-faced Ed as a timeline cleanse? No one?!? OH WELL!! You're getting him anyway! 🪒

just want rhys darby and taika waititi back on my screen making out as stede bonnet and edward teach as david jenkins intended....is that really too much to ask for?????

a harley davidson tattoo on my left shoulder

and the skeleton mermaids from our flag means death on my right shoulder

i've only ever gotten stuff that's an hour - hour and a half at most, so far. i LOVE getting tattoos but sitting still makes me crazy, and i'm allergic to booking appointments 😅 the quickest was my cat kami's paw print, which was like... literally 3 minutes. lol
these are my biggest ones atm:

If Ofmd could get picked up now and start filming next year, that would really fill out my 2026 fandom schedule

🥹🥹

#ofmd

Jim Jimenez, a non-binary character from Our Flag Means Death, holds a kn!fe towards a character who they are speaking to.

Frenchie, a character from Our Flag Means Death, looks frightened as Jim Jimenez holds a kn!fe to his throat.

Big fan of Jim Jimenez’s method of correcting people on pronouns #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

i, personally, would love this.

#ofmd this is probably too tricky logistically, but I'd love to see a fandom event focused on sharing fics from "another side"

like, group fics into categories - GB, izzy-centric, garlic soup, rarepairs

you pick the category you know the best, and offer up a short fic you think is a classic