I am Matthew Broderick obviously
19.02.2026 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am Matthew Broderick obviously
19.02.2026 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everytime itβs eclipse season I feel like I am in Ladyhawke
19.02.2026 16:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Real astrologers wonβt tell you this but I WILL!!!!
05.02.2026 17:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The S in Saturn stands for Steven Forrest btw
05.02.2026 17:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Moon in Virgo
Ice melts
Ice melts
Moon transit update π«Ά
02.02.2026 16:34 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck ice
Fuck ice
This upcoming Cancer Moon can help us fight the system btw
28.01.2026 18:15 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt believe today is my birthday and Iβm about to enter a 13th House year ruled by Chiron. Please pray for me :( this is actually terrifying
05.01.2026 09:33 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 8 π 0Yes!!
04.01.2026 21:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Canβt elope π
If Venus conjunct Saturn was a fruit:
31.12.2025 22:58 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I watched BabyGirl and all it did was remind me of the Inannaβs descent we experience during Venus retrogrades
Kidman being torn between superficial satiations and restoring her authentic values following losing her metaphorical adornments⦠reminds me of what we learn after Venus rx
What stands out to me as well is that these are in entirely different decans squaring in 2035, I must sit on this nuance with more coffee
29.12.2025 08:09 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Faith is something you build
June 15 was the last time we had a Jupiter Saturn square and the next time in 2035 they will square again but switch signs lol we went from Cancer Jupiter and Aries Saturn in 2025β¦ ten years later we have Aries Jupiter square Cancer Saturn. Something to think about. No squares for almost a decade
29.12.2025 08:05 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Did you know ? I suffer from major depression and the only cure is telling people we wonβt have another Jupiter Saturn square transit until April 25, 2035
29.12.2025 07:58 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Screaming child
When youβre going through your first Saturn square and Santa asks you to be good for your parents
25.12.2025 18:28 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
was lucky enough to be interviewed at @zahrtillery.bsky.social on my fave astrology books (which includes a book on magical herbs).
Listen now !
open.spotify.com/episode/2XtT...
The more niche the better
07.12.2025 06:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What astrology books do I need on my Christmas wish list????? Please help me
07.12.2025 06:21 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Iβve spent my whole life preparing for this moment
26.11.2025 16:04 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Feeling like Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls right now
My biggest dream almost came true today but it didnβt
I finally asked the writer of the Simpsons Dan Greaney for his birth time on Instagram
And he doesnβt even know it
He finally saw my question and we arenβt closer to an answer
New epiphany unlocked bc wtf!!!!!
26.11.2025 06:06 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY EVERY WOMAN IN MY FAMILY IS BORN WITH AN EVENING STAR VENUS AT HER MAXIMUM ELONGATION AHEAD OF THE SUN
MY JAW IS DROPPED!!!!!
Did you know ? According to ancient astrologers, friendsgiving belongs to the 11th House meanwhile the 12th House deals with slapsgiving. Itβs sad but true
25.11.2025 17:52 β π 14 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs like I am Golem and this is the Ring
23.11.2025 01:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0November 9, 2028
This future transit consumes me
23.11.2025 01:24 β π 27 π 0 π¬ 6 π 0Panda looking at his solar return
Todayβs finished piece! πΌ
21.11.2025 21:22 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Nurse Iβm out again but this time you need to listen
21.11.2025 03:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The Magha Nakshatra spans the tropical degrees 23Β° Leo βοΈ to 7Β° Virgo βοΈ
Trump has his ASC in Magha and it explains him LITERALLY wearing MAGA hats
The Mars rx in 2027 will be between 20Β° Leo βοΈ and 10Β° Virgo βοΈ WITH THE β
Mars retrogrades = men exiled
Itβs giving MAGA supporters leaving
This is part of a continuing series of reviews of my birthday reading with my astrologer @empressatlantis.bsky.social:
August: spot on
September: damn, yeah
October: fuck yeah, let's go
November so far: GIRLLL
I'm not gonna lie, it was going to be a hard year. I started tearing up in our
Guess which one has the moon mars conjunction
Got too stoned and I starting searching famous peopleβs charts again aka I looked up Jack Nicholsonβs chart then randomly looked up Saddam Husseins just to realize they are born six days apart
12.11.2025 07:57 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0my toxic trait as a natal Mars in Cancer is watching Kitchen Nightmares because seeing people fight their family in the kitchen just for Gordon to resolve it helps me self-regulate
12.11.2025 01:51 β π 12 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0