A poster with my name on, and the slogan "Windsor's greatest ever night of comedy"
"No pressure, just be funnier than anything this town has ever seen.."
08.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A poster with my name on, and the slogan "Windsor's greatest ever night of comedy"
"No pressure, just be funnier than anything this town has ever seen.."
08.03.2026 14:29 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Made a video about what it's like doing something silly and fun when the world is very serious and scary
#mentalhealth #vlog #youtube #tricks #actuallyautistic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDy2...
Pro wrestler Dustin Rhodes on crufts
My wife just texted me this picture. "It's that thing you like on that thing I like!
07.03.2026 10:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Today's outfit. Brown tweed three piece suit, cream tie, blue shirt, pocket square with vintage price tags on it, glasses
Colchester arts centre! I am, just like Cleopatra, comin' at ya
07.03.2026 10:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What Linda says
07.03.2026 09:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I could listen to @matricardo.bsky.social talk all day.
06.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Awww thanks
06.03.2026 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will someone check with Chalamet to see if i can still work in cabaret, or if it's useless like opera and ballet thanks let me know k?
06.03.2026 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Made another thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDy2...
Made another thing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDy2...
black and white photo of me, a white middle aged bald man with a beard, in a tuxedo, sitting with my feet up on a table while drinking an espresso. cigar boxes on the table.
Weekend shows!
Tomorrow - Colchester Arts Centre with @comedyclub4kids.bsky.social - really fun line-up and I'll be signing books afterwards!
Sunday - Theatre Royal Windsor - big charity bash with Hal Cruttenden, Richard Digance, Paul Zerdin and more
Funs!
And also the occasional street performer hehe
06.03.2026 06:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was in this
05.03.2026 21:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1
a photo of me, a white man in glasses and a tweed suit, standing next to a stack of my book THE MAGIC IN YOU
For this years #worldbookday I've dressed up as a first time author who still can't quite believe this happened!
Thanks @faberchildrens.bsky.social 😍
Thanks for all the kind words about this.
It was hard, but I think healthy, to write.
If you want to sign up, I've set the price literally as low as it can go. Thanks.
#writer #memoir #substack
matricardo.substack.com/p/ten-gigs-c...
Chapter two of TEN GIGS my selective memoir is up now for paid subscribers. The most personal piece of writing I've ever done.
BigSigh.wav
#writer #author #memoir #substack #london #actuallyautistic
matricardo.substack.com/p/ten-gigs-c...
Just published chapter two of my selective memoir TEN GIGS on substack for paid subscribers
Absolutely the most personal thing I've ever written
content warning: discussion of sexual assault
matricardo.substack.com/p/ten-gigs-c...
Sometimes, when I am down, I remember the guy that tried to bully me for years at Covent garden, and how, a decade later, he asked my agent if he could be my support act on tour and I told them to tell him to go fuck himself.
03.03.2026 11:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just published chapter two of my selective memoir TEN GIGS on substack for paid subscribers
Absolutely the most personal thing I've ever written
content warning: discussion of sexual assault
matricardo.substack.com/p/ten-gigs-c...
What a completely delightful way to spend a Sunday!
Thanks for a brilliant show & signing @gleeclubbham.bsky.social
#author #writer #kidlit #kidsbooks #childrensbooks #tricks
THIS WILL BE SUCH A FUN SHOW!
ME AND TWO OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVES!
WHEEEEEEE!
I HAVE HAD A BIG COFFEE!
HIGNFYUS spending MINUTES making fun of Kash Patel's appearance rather than, oh, y'know, the hundreds of insanely stupid and evil things he does on a daily basis, is not peak satire
02.03.2026 09:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seems to me that courage would be to refuse
02.03.2026 07:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tony Benn was the fucking MAN
28.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cm punk talking about how going to the white house is political
Poor punk, he's going to be so annoyed when he finds out literally anything about his boss
28.02.2026 20:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had a weird one last night too! But yes, yay funny plumber.
28.02.2026 08:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a photography of a stack of cigar boxes from the top down. branding on the top box with my name and picture on, in old fashioned style like an old vaudeville poster, completely coincendentally and delightfully in trans flag colours
ya boy got new cigar boxes
27.02.2026 11:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I ask the hard questions in this *very special episode* of IMAGINATION & JUNK
Get it at your favourite podcast boutique
#80s #80smovies #films #movies #podcast #funny
Lolling at "our ancient norms and traditions"
27.02.2026 09:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a screenshot of my book THE MAGIC IN YOU and Jule's book CHOOSE YOUR OWN EVOLUTION as a "buy together" deal on amazon
Always nice when amazon suggests your book be bought together with AN ACTUAL COOL BOOK!
High fives, @juleshoward.bsky.social
