Florens_ex_Machina 🏳️‍⚧️

OK I gotta get off Bsky again lol this shit sucks sorry

She has a certain… Jamiro-c’est-quai.

Everything bagel seasoning is Jewish furikake.

i got the room

deposit is paid & im sending rent tomorrow

ill have $12 left for the month afterwards & i need help to move in & pay 1st months utilities
my goal is $600 which should cover everything

please help if youre able, im almost safe!❤️

¢ashapp= $ValterraBella
√enmo= @VeeBeeExx

f4ther1ess on tumblr writes: online puppy girls are just nintendogs for doms f4ther1ess writes again: no one understands my contemplative genius but athens hated socrates too

Taking notes

😳😳👉👈 Oh...

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I'm with Pitchfork, Julian Casablancas is my favorite he/they lesbian

This is Art

This is like discovering they made a sequel to porn

PISS TIME YIPPEE YAHOO HOORAY

Nope, I was wrong, giving a beautiful MILF a creampie while her husband was downstairs fixed me

Im philadelphia sober (quit smoking weed but still drinking and smoking cigarettes)

After a couple weeks away this has been ringing truer than ever and the dive my libido has taken for not being constantly exposed to beautiful gay freaks all day is staggering.

I think I'm gonna take bsky off my phone a couple days. Peace out 🙏💛

calling ourselves transsexual won't make them not hate us? wow it's almost like it's not *for* them

The actual reason I need a domme is so there's someone around who will slap the phone out of my fuckin hands until I get brekkies and coffee in me

Still going through it but I have a fuckin Grip now

I am begging you to please not play this game

Genuinely, please, this is important to me.

Look I love Fortnite, I used to play it a bunch. I know it has had problems before, and I know it continues to, but please.

If I see you playing it, it's gonna break my heart.

I guess sometimes you don't understand how bad you had it and how fucked up your parents screwed the pooch on raising you until you're the same age as them and faced with similar circumstances.

Big Same

Headline: Bondi bystander who ran towards gunman facing deportation The refugee worked his way towards the footbridge using cars and trees for cover, before kicking the weapon away from the shot gunman.

Everyone knows about Ahmed al-Ahmad, the Syrian Muslim migrant who took down one gunman. Another man, a Middle Eastern refugee, ran into a firefight and kicked the gun away from the other gunman. Police shot him, and bystanders kicked him in the head while he was down, thinking he was the terrorist.

“Kristallnacht hasn’t happened yet, but they keep trying to make it happen. Also you have to go to work and pay bills.”

A comic. 1: 1987 10-year old Jaq (in the form of a blobbly li'l male person) draws a Garfield & thinks "I wanna be a world-famous cartoonist! 2: 1995 18-year old Jaq (same blobby male, a bit more desheveled) drawing a comic page taped to a drafting table thinking "I wanna be a fairly well-known comic artist" 3: 2002 25-year old Jaq (looking quite desheveled) drawing more & thinking "I wanna marginally get by in comics" 4: 2013 36-year old Jaq, surrounded by comic pages, drinking Rum from the bottle, looking defeated "I wanna not become entirely irrelevant, forgotten, and destroyed by comics." 5: 2017 40-year old Jaq in a blobby crumpled hear surrounded by pages & liquor bottles "I wanna die" 6: 2019 42-yr old Jaq, still a blobby male but a li'l more cleaned up, next to a recycling bin full of liquor bottles "I wanna be... a girl??" 7: 2023 46-year old Jaq, now a full-figure, non-blobby lady, mellow & smiling "I wanna be a bunny"

I wanna be *now with alt text*

puppy bathroom lovers

Also, this prepared post from the Equality Caucus not having a single word for the people in their own party who ensured this bill would pass is making me see through time with rage. Just abject cowards with Adobe Photoshop where their spines should be.

The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.

The Art of Seduction

Don't do this to me

My sense is that the “male loneliness crisis” is not really about addressing men’s emotional needs but rather the relatively newfound absence of having someone to perform domestic labor for you quietly in the background now that there is a longer gap between your mother and your wife doing it