Louisa

It's so funny to have a president ideologically opposed to the existence of an economy

when Michael Phelps was dominating US swimming there was endless coverage of all his genetic advantages. His wingspan, the way his body processed lactic acid, on and on and on. Nobody, not one person, floated the idea of kicking him out of the sport for genetic advantages

I’ve been thinking for a while that the best thing we could do to reverse vaccine hesitancy is a brutal scare campaign of PSAs featuring footage of really sick people. Maybe also a short documentary everyone would have to watch and be scarred by in school

I'm so tired of measles.

I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.

Show what measles looks like.

Me out loud after one particular scene: “oh, Canada”

I was like “surely it won’t get steamy until, like, episode three” and then it was about ten minutes into episode one and I had to eat my words

This also describes my homosexual household right this moment

Anyway it’s a great show. I watch it for the essays

The plot*

*Ilya’s butt

We’ve been talking and we agree that it’s good that Heated Rivalry so far hasn’t even tried to teach us anything about hockey. The hockey is not that vital to the plot

be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

Oh little Lemonhope
Throw me a lemon rope

A dessicated lemon made into a pig, with toothpick legs and clove eyes that have seen some shit. It looks nasty.

C’mon lemon pig. One more month. Fighting!!

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Happily I am a former theatre major and a Gilded Age fan…but I repeat myself

Oh no way! I remember your brother from high school, too

Sort of a deconstructed Anita Bryant-ing

Image says “delete one thing from video games.”

Okay. I never want multi player online anything. Multi player should only be for people sitting on your couch with controllers

Yes, that part is pretty obvious. It’s the actual name style that I’m asking about

Of course, I think we all know that part. It’s the name itself that interests me

Haha yes and yes

Has anyone ever looked into what the deal is with those Amazon company names that are like an all caps keyboard smash? I want to tell them literally any pair of English words would probably sound more trustworthy to consumers, but maybe there’s a strategy I don’t understand

I’m trying to imagine TPUSA taking this case on if the student had instead been a fundamentalist Muslim making the exact same argument

If you want all your religious beliefs affirmed in every class, maybe you belong at Liberty, not a real university

Sometimes I think about how my very good evolutionary anthropology professor started the class by saying “if you’re here to argue with me about creationism, leave” and how that very reasonable request could be career-ending today

A White House website with a dedicated Lügenpresse tab marks a pretty bleak moment in US history.

But Sydette, they used “reënters,” which automatically makes it a serious conversation!

I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer