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this is who runs this account

just finished my second pushup challenge for CMHA

2,000 (even modified) is no joke

don’t ask me to lift/carry shit until further notice

yes, absolutely, but only if you style your bangs like this

I had a friend with two young kids and I had to pay the “cake pop tax”

if I came over with early morning coffees, so we could talk shit, I had to supply cake pops so we were granted 30 minutes

someone just called me to talk them out of buying a 65” samsung tv for like $600

do they know me AT ALL?! I am not the person you call to talk you down

buy the thing, book the trip, dye your hair, get bangs, get the tattoo, dump them; I am a hype girl! find someone else if you want logic

have three weeks but starting to wrap up/pack up my obligations and office is going to be weeeeird

although i’ve swapped positions and I moved around locations during covid, I started out at this one in 2009 at 19. i’m 37; that’s half my life 😳😳😳

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what’s your ideal nap length? 45 minutes hits just right

I had purchased all 8 seasons of rick and morty on youtube and they lost their licensing 😑

there’s a lesson in this

so, tomorrow..
do I go into it expecting the worst so i’m prepared for anything but drive myself nuts today OR
completely block out all thought so I enjoy today but may end up scrambling in the morning

yes, but my office will be downtown! four minute walk from my place

just went in costco for the first time since before covid

fucking hell that place is not for me

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!

birthday blooms

having a career changing interview on your birthday is probably more existential crisis than I needed to subject myself to

oh well! bring on tomorrow

february is a daaark time of year and this one feels particularly dire, I hope you find some bright spots

I am enlisting my WHOLE arsenal of tools in my toolbox, my winters haven’t felt this long before

someone left me a voicemail today and was pissed because why do they keep getting my name because I haven’t worked there for years (I have had the same extension for almost 5 years) so I told my boss I guess I don’t work there anymore? will be off until further notice

checked it out and said “indeed, car inside the meat place” and said hey boss, there’s a car inside the meat place, not like last time when they just took out the poles, there’s a whole ass car inside the meat place”

love the initial teams message; um, there’s a car inside the meat place

so edgy, so original 😅

imma need my fingers

vehicle drove into the strip mall I work in today and I received five FIVE “drive thru” related messages 😑

I have watched it daily since I got Disney+ when it came out in 2019 😬 do we have a support group?

i’m reeeeally concerned with getting tourist trapped when i’m in montreal and have no connections there; have two days to squeeze in legit steak frites, poutine, and a bagel

less than two months to florence + the machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

adorable, giving muppet vibes

medium rare boneless ribeye

I mean, fancy valentine’s day plans are great, but have you felt the relief of taking out a tight pony tail then rotting on your couch while eating a steak that probably should have been for two

went to three different spots to pick up garlic fingers, wings, and beer because I did two days of funeral stuff and the heart (stomach) wants what it wants

I wear the right before work and left after so they get even use 😆 left is also my fav though

I tend to cry

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