Bort

Well they have a lot in common

Internet: I had a preeeeeetty good bubble just saying

Real Estate: lol ok Pets.com, they're still recovering after me

AI: "Hold my beer" - Abraham Lincoln

I actually went to watch him be "blown up" in a Clearwater Beach hotel

You saw him run out of a construction entrance with about 2 minutes to go while a escape room-esq prerecorded video of him running around the halls played on screens

I've never heard that many rednecks boo in unison

a poster for the film chef.

if you respect jon favreau's vision then you say it with a hard "ch"

Emma Frost: Depending on your age, you're either a Reagan Democrat, have strong opinions about RACK vs SSC, or both

Elon convinced this absolute fucking moron to give him several trillion dollars didn't he

*they're

My wife uses one and swears by it

Exactly as dumb as anticipated

Getting more and more MedCline pillow ads and there starting to make sense

The whatnow command

Let's be clear about what's happening: the Republican Party is trying to rig the mid-term elections, so voters can't decide who we want in power.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott is threatening to arrest every opposition party state legislator. They're trying to make the US a one party dictatorship.

The old gods are old godding

You may have brand loyalty to certain companies but never for a moment think it's reciprocal

"Rodger Staubach"

Hank Hill isn't voting for Trump

He didn't even vote for W. because of W's limp handshake

This very much didn't need to happen

Does he work for The Villages?

He does

Randomly remembered a dude I knew in HS who insisted he could cut his own hair

He could not, in fact, cut his own hair, always looked like he'd been attacked by a raccoon with clippers, complete with full-on patches

Anyway he's a big Trump guy now

Tesla knows what they're doing, stop sticking up for them

Hell yeah

Doctors hate this one trick that fixes cancer

Just going through the Florida ones, I'm seeing people from only a few shit years ago that I'd already forgotten about

Loooooot of dudes around both Trump and DeSantis big into sexual assault of both adults and minors

Rake those forest floors

"What do you mean he has BELIEFS that don't CHANGE with the WIND?"

A lot of people seem to not understand that whether or not you WANT to tax your citizens by default through tariffs against countries tariffing you...

Not putting in place reciprocal tariffs is GIVING THE US FREE INCOME OFF OF YOUR PRODUCTION!

"It says something he's not deleting these tweets"

Yeah, it says Fuck Columbus

Ahahaha oh man he's going to run on the Clay Travis "Did you know I'm also a lawyer"

Ken Paxton once fled his home to avoid a subpoena.

Nolan Ryan beating the shit of Robin Ventura after he charged the mound - foolishly

Happy Anniversary to those who celebrate!