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Melania Trump smiling (?)

Not my cousin travelling to Dubai when all this is happening. He even ended up on the local Croatian news last night hddjjsidhf

He's also a football player (think of all the stereotypes) and a landlord so why am I even surprised? Of course he'd go there.

I think so, yes. This is a collection of short stories and they're all connected in one way or another. IMO they vary in quality, but it's all compelling, if a bit much in places. But I get what the author was going for, they nail it more often than not.

Almost done with this one and it's definitely a LOT, but I'm enjoying it. More cynical than expected. Often hilarious and disgusting and cringy at the same time.

Also finished the first three Discworld novels which were cute, but hoping Mort is indeed way better like everyone keeps telling me.

Ni-Oh was as brutally difficult as expected, but it was also tons of fun. Plays like a cross between Ninja Gaiden Black and Dark Souls, but still has its own identity! The two sequels are apparently much better than this one, but I think I'm ok with doing a lil' break before I get to them.

I asked the dentist receptionist a copy of my dental xrays and it resulted in a sigh so deep it nearly shifted tectonic plates. She then went to print them out, and when I asked for a digital copy, too, it resulted in an even deeper sigh. Ma'am, I'm not asking because I'm bored, I need this shit!!!

True. It's a different kind of Dutch angle 😎

Just realised one of the pics is upside down. Well done

My copy's just arrived and this thing is *massive*. It's also a fantastic book, especially in this expanded edition. For anyone into computer RPGs this is a must.

A lil preview of that council meeting:

Someone's pubes taking up more space than all OG Pokemon combined 😵‍💫

The fact Crystal (for GBC) was barely 2 MB and it had all those maps 😵‍💫 pure sorcery

Happy birthday! 🎉 💐 All the best.

Everyone's got their own fav products and things that work for them best, but one universal thing that more people should be doing is to add a couple of drops of squalane to their moisturiser of choice. Mix on your palm, apply and voila - a nice lil' boost to your hydration routine. Also affordable.

Really depends on the oven. But I'd start checking at the 30 minute mark already tbh!

I have been compiling stuff for a while, you never know 😅

Thanks bbz! I borrowed Drew's camera for these 😅

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It's incredible!

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I bookmarked it as soon as I saw you made it (looked incredible) so I had to make it myself. Thank you ❤️

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A simple stencil in the shape of the Hyrule Royal crest (as seen in every Legend of Zelda game)

A slice of cake held by the birthday boy. This one is loaded with prunes and sultanas.

A different kind of birthday cake for @drwsplnd.com.

It's @nigella.bsky.social 's Chocolate Fruit Cake! A cake this wonderful doesn't need much decorating if you ask me, so I kept it simple with a Legend of Zelda-themed stencil.

Very much so 😂

Not my str8 coworker asking about Charli BMX. Last week he asked my colleague about 'that singer named Brat'. It's peak old man moment that made me actually lol, but also feel a bit bad for him 😂 oh bless.

Lovely ❤️ that sounds like a great time!

I think she's onto something with the upcoming album (smart move working with Frost Children) and I hope it actually drops soon!

R.I.P. legendary pop songwriter Billy Steinberg.

He co-wrote "Like A Virgin," "True Colors," "Eternal Flame," "So Emotional," "I Drove All Night," "I Touch Myself," "I'll Stand By You," and more classic hits.

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This has been my go-to recipe for years now, can't recommend it enough.

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