Jayahhh - The Madness Amorous

My last post had a dangling " and it's driving me absolutely batty, so here it is, the dangling" : ".

I grew up in a house that Mr. Rogers owned before us.

the good thing about liking a bunch of dead artists is I never have to worry about what they said on socials while I was asleep

I've been up for less than an hour and already Googled "do dog bites hurt tattoos? because puppies are sharp and ink is awesome.

Saddened to hear about the passing of NASCAR great Bobby Allison. Hell of a career, went through so much tragedy in his life with Clifford and Davey. Just an unbelievable story and how love still transcended through it all. Rest in peace Bobby, was a pleasure to previously meet you in 2018. ❤️

College Game Day is in Happy Valley for the Ohio State game. Mad props to the PSU fan holding the sign with the pic of Brutus that says No Nut November. 🤣

The guy in front of me in a checkout today was reading @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com 's Anansi Boys. I struck up a conversation. He gave me a thumbprint cookie.

I hit the it was raining + I had an umbrella lotto today. Usually it's one or the other.

Thing I Googled today: court case where homeowners' insurance didn't cover house being squished by barge.

Thing I asked ChatGPT today: do blue eggs have blue insides?

Tried to type "Hail Cthulu" into Google images but accidentally typed "Hair Cthulu" instead. Was not disappointed.

When the very first thing you have to do in the morning is look something up on Urban Dictionary, you know it's going to be an interesting day.

I'm beginning to think that these menu options HAVEN'T recently changed, and what's more, that this call volume ISN'T actually higher than expected

Barry Manilow sings "egg-zit" instead of "ex-it" and it bothers me a probably unreasonable amount.

They bought a beautiful country estate behind Idlewild when I was in college, but it became too much to manage recently. Sheer coincidence the house I grew up in was back on the market!

I grew up in a house that he used to live in, and my parents just moved back into the same house recently!

If you see this, post a bridge

Does anyone else absolutely *obsess* over which color to make each OneNote tab? No, just me?

Ryan Gosling had a few moments in that song where he sounded exactly like of all people Neil Diamond.

TIL that "The House of the Rising Sun" is actually an old, old folk song. No one actually knows who wrote it.

"She IS very pretty. Okay, I'll have bipolar." I met Taylor on my birthday last year, and she is a candid delight!
www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/o...

Taylor Tomlinson on Incorporating Her Bipolar Diagnosis Into Her Act: 'I'm a Personal Comedian' (Exclusive) ‘After Midnight’ host Taylor Tomlinson opens up to PEOPLE about being a “personal comedian” and discussing her bipolar disorder diagnosis on stage

Taylor is as kinda and warm as she is hilarious and candid. We couldn't possibly ask for a better representative of bipolar disorder. And she's as pretty as Selena Gomez! (IYKYK)

If you can't handle me at what you have mistakenly assumed is my worst, then prepare to be most unpleasantly surprised in the very immediate future.

I herniated my L5 S1 while standing in the bathroom thinking.

I just got caramel donut filling in my eye in case you were wondering about how successful I am at being an adult.

I'm drinking whiskey out of my Peeps wine glass. Is that allowed? Have I offended either the whiskey gods or the Peeps gods? Did it quake slightly under your feet?

America should go president-less for the next four years and just work on ourselves. Hit the gym. Read more. Explore some hobbies. Only once America loves itself will it be ready for a president.

I'm late to the Orange is the New Black game, but having a really tricky time trying to parse that one of @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com's American Gods actors who holds my heart the closest for a magical portrayal of his character is also Pornstache. We live in strange times my friend, strange times.

Watching the amount of shits those skiiers gave as the snowado bore down on them this weekend in CO is a lot like the visual of me, still as a statue, gazing in fascination at a horrific decision that I'm about to make when I'm manic. "Oooooh, preeety!"

I learned today that Pez have expiration dates. I mean why wouldn't they, they're food. But somehow it was like discovering that Muppets have legs.