Bider or Cideer?
17.12.2024 19:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bider or Cideer?
17.12.2024 19:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Facial recognition software must be pretty bad news for Superman.
17.12.2024 18:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give him a break. His mind's obviously Frazzled.
16.12.2024 18:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And that's why Santa carries anti-venom.
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New favourite cartoon landed.
16.12.2024 12:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Polyphonic.
Being surrounded by many parrots.
Polygon.
A crime where some utter bastard steals your parrot.
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This isn't true.
01.12.2024 11:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nepotism. Member of the successful Greggs family.
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Box of cola seems pretty happy today.
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It's always fun to find out what your partner has inexplicably never seen.
Mine's never seen The Matrix.
A Bluesky experiment, to guage the groups that have made it over here.
Anyone else following the England -New Zealand #cricket test match?
Must have stung.
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Gonzo and Rizzo
this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong
29.11.2024 03:31 — 👍 2363 🔁 517 💬 130 📌 161Heidi Alexander’s appointment as transport secretary means the cabinet is now 100% state-educated for the first time in history - great stat from @georgeeaton.bsky.social
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Given energy prices, it's the assisted drying bill that worries me.
29.11.2024 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Idea.
Instead of another parenting podcast, how about an anti-parenting podcast?
Just some non-parents getting together to chat about how f**king annoying parents are.
One thing I appreciate about Parliament is that it can move straight from debating assisted dying onto discussing ferrets.
29.11.2024 15:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I've had it. Pretty good but not overwhelmingly so. Give it a go.
29.11.2024 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Presumably he made her an offer she couldn't resist.
28.11.2024 13:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Presumably he made her an offer she couldn't resist.
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Blackbird singing in the dead of night?
Probably an owl.
An adorable scumbag.
27.11.2024 21:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dance like nobody's judging your obvious lack of rhythm.
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23 million
27.11.2024 19:42 — 👍 52463 🔁 4843 💬 1174 📌 313Theory: the shorter your Wikipedia 'Personal Life' section is, the happier your existence.
27.11.2024 21:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have, of late, from wherefore I know not, lost all my Smurfs.
27.11.2024 20:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vivo en Inglaterra. Siempre tengo frío (o mojado)!
25.11.2024 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It would feel mean to single any out. I can't claim to have read many but the ones I have I was surprised they were ever published.
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