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“tarriff is my favorite word” this is so embarrassing

Crickets. And this is after he told them to clap and laugh.

Imagine being summoned to Quantico for this rambling bullshit

This is a trainwreck. 2 n-words? 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

The only bombing that is happening is this terrible, rambling speech

I love this so much. Sadly, I don’t think I can justify owning 2 Shinola watches in this economy 😭

Don’s nose be lookin’ like Johnny Depp’s in The Libertine

I want to be Jasmine Crockett when I grow up.

Can we talk about how the song “Popcorn” is such a banger?

I am 46 years old and have a grown up job and I checked the Crocs website no less than 10 times today before I finally got the email that the Animal Crossing clogs had dropped.

Next I want to see @officialjackwhite.bsky.social out-Catholic JD Vance

My iphone curated a photo slide show titled “Detroit over the years” and half of the pictures were of hot dogs.

Hm, the singing baseball player left out the part about the taint infection during his little ditty in the Jardiance commercial that they have shown at least 3 times during the MLB #allstargame

Happy, happy 50th birthday to @officialjackwhite.bsky.social !!!! I hope you have an incredible day surrounded by friends and family, and I hope the Tigers win. Much love to you. xo

@officialjackwhite.bsky.social and @alyankovic.bsky.social hear me out: world premiere of the new collab “Fell In Love With a Squirrel” at @riotfest.bsky.social

Do you smell what whatever this guy’s name is is cooking?

Ok, this is beyond anything I could have hoped for. 👨🏻‍🍳💋

@officialjackwhite.bsky.social please weigh in immediately on the Trump/Musk love spat

Things I didn’t expect to see this weekend: @officialjackwhite.bsky.social drink Veuve Cliquot out of the bottle in Nashville, and a bunch of dead armadillos on the roadside in Kentucky.

At least my 403(b) only lost $1000 dollars today.

@booker.senate.gov I will never complain about having to teach a 3 hour lecture again. You are a hero, long before today. Much love and respect to you.

While there are many things that should make Dubya feel shama and loss of sleep, I hope one of them is having Scott Jennings as a special assistant.

I’m rooting for the #Tigers, but I will admit that Teoscar Hernandez is so cool, with his on-field interview about eating sushi in Japan while fielding the ball to his home run just now. The Reds really messed up by not adding him to the team.

I challenge Linda McMahon to a wrestling match, and I win, we get to keep the DoE AND DEI. #Erin3:16 #DoYouSmellWhatEDubsIsCooking #ThePeoplesSchoolBoardMember #Erinmania #Woooooooo

What purpose does Scott Jennings serve? Does he add anything important or positive to any show on @cnn.com?!?

Arizona Representative Introduces Bill to Abolish OSHA -- Occupational Health & Safety The new bill sparks debate over workplace safety and government oversight.

Bro needs to watch a high school production of Radium Girls

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

2025 is where a Venn diagram of Idiocracy, The Handmaid’s Tale, and @mmflint.bsky.social’s Canadian Bacon meets in the middle.