Morticia mouse

Be Present (Live) by Propaganda on Apple Music Song · 2012 · Duration 4:24

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She fraggles on my rock until I'm a muppet

Sorry I peed on the floor 😔 I'm not house broken

I just hope her hands were clean

proceeded to let her feed me a scoop of greens and cornbread with her hand and I ate it (the hand was already in motion I couldn’t waste it) and soon as I tasted it I swear we both saw god it was the BEST thing I have ever tasted and I still dream about that greens and cornbread

One time long time ago I went to the bar with my bestfriend and on our way in a women stopped me on the street to tell me how gooooood her food was on the plate she was carrying and me being the people pleaser I am

🎄🎅✨

Gandalf the white holding a staff wearing clown makeup and a clown nose. Captioned "a clown is never late, nor is he early, he is silly precisely when he means to"

A clown is never late, nor is he early, he is silly precisely when he means to.
#clown #meme #clownmeme #lotr #clowncore

Boop

#clowncore #clown

Anyone else super triggered by the response “k” idk what it is about it that just immediately sucks the fun outta things for me

I was always taught if your ugly inside doesn’t matter if your pretty on the outside that ugliness inside seeps out your pours and changes your appearance

The best part of waking up is folding her up like a slut
Or whatever Folgers said

[at food truck]

Me: "May I get a bowl of the Chicken Pho?"
Waiter: "Yes, you wanna spoon?"
Me: "Sure, what time do you get off?"

I’ll be hella social for like a week then go back into isolation for a month to regather myself from all my hard work

Mine obviously has to be tutter 🤣 “everyone’s gonna say look at that little mouse in red HE MUST LIKE TO GET ATTENTION” 💅😌

I love that sm 😌

Me too it’s definitely one of the best

This app is giving twitter before that humanoid Roblox character got his hands on it

When someone gives you the rest of their food do you assume it’s cause they didn’t want to bring their dish to the kitchen? or were you an only child?

a blue stuffed mouse says i 'm just a little mousey around the housey .. ALT: a blue stuffed mouse says i 'm just a little mousey around the housey ..

If your wondering who I am