endelis, thempress of all humanity

I can't believe you'd say this. so-called "to" pissed on my pasta and then lied about it to the press

the emoji itself is just as weird though 🤗

a wide flattish mushroom with an bright orange rim and a creamier orange inside, resembling an orange (fruit). it's covered in bits of grass and its on pine needles

a mushroom upside down on the surface of a road. its stem is woody and straight. it and the top of the cap are toasted marshmallow color. the bottom of the cap, which us facing up, is dung brown, looks soft, and covered in white strands of something

a smooshed mushroom cap. white with brown speckles

a toasted white cookie-shaped mushroom in the grass

these ones are kinda sad (all from today)

mushrooms like a cluster of flowers at the root of a tree

up close to the mushrooms. they're snickerdoodle colored, with a lot of small trunks clustered togethered and cookie shaped caps

another group of the same kind thats smaller and the caps aren't as flat

these are cute

okay met gala

i just stick to the following tab on a non-art account 😭

i love the pink and green gradient
i feel like this could go on a record tbh

where did you get such a long bacon long bacon store

right?? it's so cool and it has so many weird skills and stuff. and it looks cute

porpoise

bluesky devs wanting to make twitter-reddit linkedin but getting mad about getting e621 and deviantart instead will never stop being funny to me shoutout unmarketable queers and kink artists keep doing good work

KALI UCHIS JUST RELEASED THIS IS NOT A DRILL WTF

Sincerely, Kali Uchis

The Fearless Flyers V The Fearless Flyers

PRINCESS OF POWER MARINA

Vie Doja Cat

a few of my favorite 2025 albums so far

New meta ting lu

sign labeled: BETHLEHEM BRETHREN CHURCH REAL FRIENDS DON'T RUB IT IN THEY RUB IT OUT

no queen! just keep being u and everything will turn out just fine

lowkey people need to be accusing me of things more often because my anxious ass is *always* thinking of an excuse even when i did nothing wrong and some of them are pretty good!

the website to cancel Xbox Game Pass subscriptions is overloaded

closer to the yellowish slimy flattish upturned mushrooms with visible gills. them and the woodchips are wet after a rain

closer to the white with brown spots mushrooms that are more tall than wide. shaped like a cartoon drumstick. one of the stalks fell over

closer to the dead looking mushrooms against a fence

the woodchip mushrooms are spread out and it's cool to see the patterns of where they grow

alt povs

flattish suction cup shaped mushrooms on brown wood chips

mushrooms that are white, brown spotted, circles on stalks, in grass

mushroom shaped mushrooms, circular, by a metal fence

weird fluffy stuff that probably came from inside a mushroom

suburban mushroom thread (i don't know anything aboht mushrooms to be clear)

the album art for spookie coochie by doechii

spookie coochie season!

no u

it's really good at what it does!

bottoms!

zoomed in screenshot of bigby wolf's crow feet

(this may be a mistakeeee..
but i want your tattoos on my shoulders...)
im still falling hard for RAYE

be safe out there LMAO

u gotta check what music you're listening to while eating bc u don't want to be chewing too fast

protect ur peace tbh

i believe u <3

very catchy, very punchy

also there's a SZA feature wtf (happy)