Michael // MSLD

Remember when record labels bankrupted teenagers for downloading Metallica?

This is clearly a cropped version of Maheronymous Bosch’s “On the Jetliner of Airborne Delights”

save me hospital Uber man

Read news, op-eds, and analysis, not AI summaries. Create your own art (even if it's messy) or hire an artist to do it. Do your own homework. Talk to people, not chatbots. Keep your thinking and skills sharp and cherish our messy humanity. That's the new punk rock.

Ah yes, those are perfectly allistic pursuits!

eight leatherbound books all titled "FERNS" volumes 1 through 8

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

Lady Gaga’s ABRACADABRA is in fact a B-52s song

Awwwwww stop 😘

notice from the management

*Zelda intensifies* #zelda #legendofzelda #nintendo #kojikondo #talkbox #videogame #vgm #videogamemusic

F it, talkbox time

THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS.

Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!”

Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.

omw, moving to California specifically to gay up ur gym

Florence Pugh and David Harbour did a superhero movie, now they have to do a period drama. Them’s the rules

Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times

It looks perfect 🥹🥹🥹

I’ve BEEN saying it. I literally cannot work in these conditions [throws hands in the air]

Year-to-date (8 April 2025) price for Tesla Inc. / $TSLA: current price is $221.86 USD. This is a YTD loss of $157.42 / 41.50%. Prior low was 10 March 2025 at $222.15 USD.

So should I buy one of those Ford hybrids or

Sad to report that they were very mid and I deleted them. I’ll try again when my garden is in bloom 😂

Cropped still from Steven Universe S3 E1: Garnet, voiced by Estelle [labeled “my tendency toward self-sabotage”], pushes her hand into Greg’s dismayed face [labeled “people who want to experience my art”] while he holds a “Stella” (in-universe Estelle) vinyl record [labeled “my art”]

lol. lmao even

Gemini: It's time to stop asking "Who let the dogs out?" They're gone and they're never coming back.

this is the way

shitposting is OUT, wearing slutty little windbreakers is IN
…
turns out shitposting is still IN

We need to teach leftists not to be scared to make phone calls or say the slightly wrong thing because we are getting our asses absolutely HANDED to us by the right wing propaganda machine

Those fucks have a 4hr video about how woke is ruining M&Ms within 10hr of a new ad dropping. We gotta do that

“I wish you’d be angry” is honestly a whole mood right now with the Democrats.

congress right now has all the power it needs to put an end to MAGA despotism. they just don’t want to. and there is no set of rules you could devise that could overcome that obstacle.

I know certain churches won’t speak out on political issues but will on moral issues, and as a member of one of those churches I’m wondering at what point persecuting immigrants, cutting off aid to the poor, and disappearing legal residents becomes a moral issue.

cool, shut it down