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Chris Turner

@chrislturner.bsky.social

Journalist, Mizzou alum, Arkansas native Views my own, not representing my employers

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11.08.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU ARE NOT IN THE MOVIE SICARIO

YOU ARE A THIRD RATE FEDERAL AGENCY THAT RECRUITS PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T PASS SELECTION

10.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 522    πŸ” 99    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2
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Truck’s unloaded, Internet works, apartment is standing upright (for now)

Little piece of Iowa came with us. Cheers

10.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mayor Eric Adams
@NYCMayor
Deep down, I think I must be little bit Dominican because marching down 6 Avenue in the Dominican Day Parade just felt like coming home!

Every time I meet Dominican New Yorkers, I’m inspired by their generosity and energized by their passion.

Β‘Que viva el pueblo dominicano!

Mayor Eric Adams @NYCMayor Deep down, I think I must be little bit Dominican because marching down 6 Avenue in the Dominican Day Parade just felt like coming home! Every time I meet Dominican New Yorkers, I’m inspired by their generosity and energized by their passion. Β‘Que viva el pueblo dominicano!

Mamdani: NYC should be affordable for everyone
Cuomo: My grandfather's name was Andrea
Adams: I'm a little bit Dominican

10.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Pacific and Masters of Air are also both very good, but Band of Brothers set the standard that will never be topped.

10.08.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nosferatu (2025)

09.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

unless profar’s catch is worth 20 more wins I’m just going to nod and go about my day

09.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.08.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3723    πŸ” 730    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

09.08.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11968    πŸ” 2003    πŸ’¬ 87    πŸ“Œ 22
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I showed ChatGPT this hazy IPA and bowl of peel n eat shrimp and it killed itself knowing it’ll never know this joy

08.08.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Notice once again how Jake Sherman can barely contain his excitement at the idea of the GOP ratfucking the midterms enough to cling to the House

09.08.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 862    πŸ” 132    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 6
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First cybertruck seen in Louisville and it’s a doozy

09.08.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is something you post when you have 16 beers on your breath

08.08.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sports Journalism Is Dying β€” And ESPN and the NFL Are to Blame The NFL sold off elements of its NFL Media arm to ESPN in exchange for a 10 percent stake in the Worldwide Leader's equity. Could this kill sports journalism?

Sports Journalism Is Dying β€” And ESPN and the NFL Are to Blame

www.wideleft.football/p/espn-the-n...

08.08.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 155    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

how current Ozzie looks at the plate

08.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RonALd ReaGORE isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.

RonALd ReaGORE:

08.08.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that Bennet didn’t vote for any of the JRDs to block Israeli arms sales last week (even though the first one got 27/44 Democratic votes), nor did he vote for any prior JRD or join the Van Hollen letter calling for more Gaza aid.

Trump has failed to check Netanyahuβ€”but so have you, Senator.

08.08.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think we need a symposium on Democratic comms to understand how limp rhetoric like "He owes the American people answers on what his plan is" gets written and approved

08.08.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 718    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 8

your wife left me

07.08.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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β€œYour score heading into the fourth - Arkansas 24, Auburn 24”

07.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Might be the most nihilist hog season in a long time this year

07.08.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

whatever pieces remain of the republic have disintegrated

07.08.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s over

07.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(Great Khan of the Midwest Pritzker with his pet Texas Ranger, 2026): so this is called Malort, you drink it bsky.app/profile/tarn...

07.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Pritzker clearly has confidence in his armed goon situation

07.08.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 761    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 5
06.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The powerful lord presenting a golden gift to the capricious King. We are kidding ourselves if we believe we have a modern democracy.

06.08.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1575    πŸ” 372    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 23
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So this guy has been crashing out almost perfectly timed to finding out he wouldn’t be able to threaten people by saying his brother’s the mayor, right

06.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 131    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

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