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@maillardreactor.bsky.social

Crafty midwestern plant fiend. Ask me about swales. Currently shopping for a good Austrian scythe.

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Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing

15.11.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 990    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 202

Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster

15.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2760    πŸ” 345    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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Warren Zevon always brings out something special in me. toddalcottgraphics.etsy.com

15.11.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

This is important context from Julie K. Brown.

With alt text.

15.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2522    πŸ” 955    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 26

It’s such a diceroll for a wavy girl to get a wolf cut. Some days I look like a musketeer, some days like joey ramone

15.11.2025 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

15.11.2025 09:10 β€” πŸ‘ 11787    πŸ” 7805    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 81

Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day

15.11.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 225    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Aw baby, I’m sure you’re never gonna have to drive a bus!

15.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the reason we are like this is that god kept getting upsold on bones

15.11.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

13.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16213    πŸ” 5598    πŸ’¬ 69    πŸ“Œ 107
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

13.11.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 13119    πŸ” 2759    πŸ’¬ 326    πŸ“Œ 915
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US Mint presses final pennies as production ends after more than 230 years The U.S. has ended production of the penny. The last 1-cent coins were made Wednesday at the mint in Philadelphia.

The U.S. has ended production of the penny.

13.11.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 248    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 26

this is a rich text but my favorite part is that despite being presumably good at math, her husband is so illiterate that he cannot read a baby's report card

11.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3969    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 6

Jupiter says trans rights

11.11.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1594    πŸ” 565    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Bounty Paper Towel Corporation is playing with forces they cannot possibly comprehend

04.02.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2
What we're watching: A new take on
"Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

08.11.2025 12:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8000    πŸ” 1239    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 176
Joyce Carol Oates
@Joyce... 17h O
So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciatesβ€” scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the
"most wealthy person in the world."

Joyce Carol Oates @Joyce... 17h O So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciatesβ€” scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk
X.com
Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.

Elon Musk ' @elonmusk X.com Oates is a liar and delights in being mean. Not a good human.

lol she got his ass and he knows it

09.11.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 29219    πŸ” 6391    πŸ’¬ 471    πŸ“Œ 771

as a constitutional originalist i stay true to our founders' idea of America as a sinister beacon luring victims to wastelands littered with corpses and shambling skeletal living ghosts. a pitcher plant so sickly sweet in smell you notice far too late the great mound of rotting flesh it grows from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

08.11.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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photo of vince gilligan with a quote from variety:

"AI is the world's most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit." - Vince Gilligan on why he hates AI

photo of vince gilligan with a quote from variety: "AI is the world's most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit." - Vince Gilligan on why he hates AI

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07.11.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3612    πŸ” 864    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 69
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found one with fewer miles

06.11.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music Album Β· 2025 Β· 1 Song

Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.

It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.

music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...

05.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 934    πŸ” 178    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 120
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Put the pronouns back in the email

Put the pronouns back in the email

2026 Primary Woke Wave

05.11.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 18521    πŸ” 3712    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 76
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one β€œGOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

05.11.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13915    πŸ” 2287    πŸ’¬ 113    πŸ“Œ 354
Young Cardamom, HAB - #1 Spice (From "Queen of Katwe")
YouTube video by DisneyMusicVEVO Young Cardamom, HAB - #1 Spice (From "Queen of Katwe")

He's the number one spice!! youtu.be/DZ1OblYm5YY?...

05.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 297    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 10
Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran standing amidst a crowd in winter clothing

Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.

25.06.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 24867    πŸ” 3879    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 270

microplastics is such a bottom tier generational poison they used to put hard drugs in the sodapop

04.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 782    πŸ” 136    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 1

No more Black or trans staffers. No politics of any kind. The cowardice of mainstream media isn't just insulting, it's *boring.* Now TV is just like any other beauty rag. Why not just kill it quickly? Why the slow-motion pretense?

04.11.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2551    πŸ” 803    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 22

Please drive extra careful today. The risk for children to be hit by cars on Halloween is much higher. In some areas as much as 10 times more likely to be hit.

31.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

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