The bones of old Jules

move slow and repair things

Remember to check for interactions w other medications.

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Tweet from senator Andy Kim wishing constituents a happy Purim. The graphic is New Jersey with lots of Mardi Gras iconography for some reason

oh that’s not—

Hi folks, these days, when someone is having a health issue, it's referred to as an "opportunity," so let's go with that – I'm having one of those. It's also called a type of cancer that's “treatable” not "curable." I apologize if that's a shock – it was to me too. The good news is, I'm not gonna go into any more detail. I'm posting this, because professionally, a few things will have to change - appearances and cons and work in general need to take back seat to treatment. My plan is to get as well as I possibly can over the summer so that I can tour with my new movie Ernie & Emma this fall. There are several cons this year summer that I have to cancel. Big regrets on my part. Treatment needs and professional obligations don't always go hand-in-hand. That's about it. I'm not trying enlist sympathy-or advice-Ijust want to get ahead of this information in case false information gets out (which it will). Fear not, I am a tough old son-of-a-bitch and I have great support, so I expect to be around a while. As always, you're the greatest fans in the world and I hope to see you soon! Much love, Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell announces he has a type of cancer that's "treatable" not "curable"

Add a pouch attachment with a thigh strap. Boom, back to sexyville.

Two pizza places

ESPNAssignmentDesk @ESPNAssignDesk · 2h Hello, Dane! Please see your DMs for a message from us! Dane Moore @DaneMooreNBA You do not have permission to use it — as I’ve told you numerous times in DMs. Shouldn’t have laid off all those reporters if you wanted locker room content.

This is the correct energy against our media overlords

I love this show so much. It is so corny and messy. I appreciate that it sometimes includes “good” cops willfully playing dirty and sometimes even includes that dirt coming back to bite them.

😘 (derogatory)

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

Year of the Horse

Carpenter Brut, as always, has my ass by the throat and my heart by the balls

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Actually tried applying myself for the first time. Twenty minutes in and I already have a stomachache. How are you guys tolerating potentialmaxxing? I might switch to intermittent

it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

A wall full of mugs arranged in such a way that it looks like the mugs are repeating themselves, creating an uncomfortable illusion

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

Easily one of the top charts of all time

This is extremely dangerous for those who use wish lists for organization & mutual aid. Please share far & wide.

Samsara-gap relationship

Incredibly bold use of the passive voice. “My pants were just shit.”

diegetic autocannibalism. we love to see it, don't we, folks?

still unclear to me how the species made it this far

Yogi, Boo-Boo and Mr. Ranger in the style of Dinosaur Comics Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains And maybe this pic-a-nic lunch They're too distracted by bread and circuses, Yogi That's why I'm taking the bread! But where's your circus? Check a mirror, you damn clown

bear comics the return