saito's disregard for gender and human life

I WIN I GOT MY SHIT BACK

katt being witness to my villain origin story

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

mrbeast saying "NYC is cooked" kinda gives up the ghost on his whole "I am a very charitable and giving man" gimmick huh

たまタンは勉強でお休み中なのですが、YouTubeたまタンchにある以外のたまタンの曲は全て無断転載なので、そろそろちゃんと公式でしっかりまとめようと思っています。

おたのしみに🌸　#たまタン

zohran high school host club

the thing in medieval confessional manuals about being careful not to accidentally introduce your parishioners to ways of sinning they had never yet considered. like that.

she is absolutely terrified of buddy jr tho. tragic.

me: i collect strange things
her: no this can stay in the kitchen this is delightful

my new roommate is honestly so funny she watched me refilling my cup w the sink and was like "PLEASE JUST USE THE BRITA" and fully supported hanging up my framed picture of dwayne the rock johnson in the kitchen

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

dick cheney dying really did just uncurse us huh

I think crack ships are fun. it doesn't matter if the two characters barely interact or are even in the same series. give me all the regina/rodrick, the jack frost/elsa. I want to see it all!

Never forget 11.5.2020. Cas and Dean from the show supernatural placed over a gay pride flag with an eagle flying in the foreground

Happy 5 years to the most unhinged day in tumblr history

The domino meme format. The man is pushing over a small domino marked 'FBI tries to entrap Mahmood Mamdani by asking him about Marx'. The large domino at the end is labeled 'NYC gets a Socialist Mayor'

guy said, “Do you like Marx?” I said, “I haven’t met him.” Guy said, “No, no, he’s dead.” “Wow, what happened?” “No, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, “Why are you asking me if he died long ago?” “No, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, “Sounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naïve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

me: surely i don't have to work today
2 of my managers: bella where the hell you at loca

me: you know how cinnamon toast crunch has just fully embraced cannibalism at this point in their commercials
friend: yeah
other friend: IM SORRY THEY WHAT?

have to go to work for 3 hours wish me luck 💖

anyway im exhausted and stressed and need to just be left alone for a week but ppl keep being all up my ass lmao

the superior dick lives on

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

i have adhd bc a fae asked me "can i have your attention please" and i said sure :(

Doomed yuri

Gacha is preying on you

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

mentioned my accidentally life size snom tonight and a friend had so many questions so. yeah. my accidentally life size snom

im probably overthinking this but if you say "no thank you" or "i can't today" i will let it go immediately! idc! but if you make a weird deal about it like. Yeah im gonna be kinda judgy.