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The glass pearl clit is so cute actually???

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I've been reading the books and when they mention his wife I think of your oc as the wife ♡

OHHH I LOVE THIS SOO MUCH!!

I would adore seeing more of you two!!!

Wait, this is soso sweet!!! It's constantly mentioned how hard it is for eunuchs to find love, so imagining how sweet you two must beee ❤️❤️

This is gorgeous!!!

YouTube video by BBC News Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time | BBC News

OMG 😭

Huntington's is an inherited disease that's like Alzheimers + Parkinson's all in one. NOW: "once the gene therapy has been delivered into the brain... [it] injects a piece of DNA to reprogram the neuron to become a factory for its own cure."

LIFE SAVING!

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I've honestly never seen some of these cuties that you've been (affectionately) blasting on my feed!!! They're so cool!!!

I want you to know this is my favorite account on BlueSky and I absolutely adore your drawings of baby blue!!!

daily blue baby #556
#tboi #mspaint

Nurse joy

If i can add! Dead dove do not eat is a reference to this scene from arrested development where he opens a bag that says "dead dove do not eat" and finds a dead dove in it.

The point is "its exactly what it says it is" so if you open it, expect that.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

you can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. we love Shadow but we can acknowledge his flaws (he has none) and we can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he has never done anything wrong in his life) and call him out on his actions (which are always correct)

Peak Muppet content

Sweet, sweet Ash by @bonelyheartsclub.bsky.social taking a lil’ stroll through his garden
I think this is size-appropriate for a phone bg? LMK if you guys do use it like that! There’s an HD version in my 🅿️ too!
#undertale #bonelyheartsclub #bhc #horrortale #ht!sans #ash #kuvvydraws

Ohhhh

Is there a way to commission you?

I think I’ve had this on my phone longer than my youngest daughter has been alive

I want to bang him

I want that cookie BADDD

jinshi!
#ApothecaryDiaries

Uhh art of my pony Apple Splashes!!!! #cupcakes #mlp #ponyoc

Bean for lanerbeans on AF!! 🍓💜
#artfight #artfight2025 #art

distance between – a queen & tenna comic (4/6)
#DELTARUNE #queendeltarune #tennadeltarune #queentenna

The Digital Circus Cast Plays PEAK YouTube video by Ashley Nichols Art

Come watch the Digital Circus cast play PEAK today at 2PM PT!!! @alexrochonva.bsky.social @lizzierfreeman.bsky.social @justtheclippy.bsky.social

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Game.

my body is a MACHINE