bby megan :))

Thank you so much, queen. I love you so much.

Yayayyy!!! Congrats!!

Yeah last time I had Covid I didn’t even feel super sick just TIRED. Sitting I felt halfway normal so I’d get up and do a chore and then have to sit back down. :/

Amen to that

So much of Washington is underwater. It’s not bad in the city I live but two towns over, right next to my work, all roads leading in and out of that town are completely flooded over. A lot of towns are. People are literally stuck. And it’s STILL. RAINING. HOLY. FUCK.

I’m poking you. And knocking that dinosaur whose name I cannot remember over.

The more I try to pin down an exact gender identity / sexuality the more I don’t think I’ll ever have a clear cut label. Just… gender non conforming ? And man I’m just freaky I wanna watch everyone fuck. All in all I don’t think I’ll ever have a clear answer and that’s fine with me.

Literally. What a GREAT story. Virgin mother, magic baby. Immaculate make believe vibes.

Yesss I get compliments all the time

Ur a glazed carrot

Ok but also….. feminine men. God I love a sensitive man with painted nails

Even in my spanked weekly life, I still don’t think I could tell the difference. Pain is pain. Lol

We need more men who like being called daddy

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I just know I’m the dumb bitch who mechanics talk about to their mechanic buddies. Apparently my tires are so bald they’re about to explode if I don’t replace them literally tomorrow

I’m here I’m queer and I want a spanking

I think there’s grey area here. If I am at a place that is specifically catered for children and families, I will not but if I am out late tonight at a restaurant and you have your kids hanging around I’m gonna say whatever I want to be honest

It’s been out a lot recently

i love wa 💚🩵🤍 the view from my roof

I’m sorry?! 👁️👁️

THE BEST FEELING I might do it again tonight even tho I washed my sheets last week …. But now I have the right laundry detergent and I wouldn’t mind washing them again.

Ok slay ur the boss

Just got my very first cavity filled. It was unpleasant but I found a dentist who works with special needs adults so they were very kind and slow and careful with me. And now I just the rest of the day off work as a reward. Weeeee

Um heyyyyy!!!!! Congrats!!!

That is true. Much more is in your control this time around

You know what girl you are active. You walk all the time you love to hike you could probably get into Pilates. I think that you like to move your body and you’re also conscious about eating a good balance. I think you’re gonna be OK with this change is really scary.

Oh she kinky huh

This is literally crazy but when my foot was broken I would slip off my cast and let my leg breathe and itch… not like freshly post op but…. Casts are sensory hell. And I was careful. But I know people are probably cringing