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#FerretCanCook
I made murgh makhani and chana pulao (butter chicken, spiced chickpeas + rice pilaf). Served with yogurt raita of chili salt, cumin, carrot, celery, and green onion.
Pita and caramelized onion chutney were premade, very good accomplishments to the meal.

Who up looking at dragons

A sign that says "70 years of goodness" but the 'dness' of 'goodness' is unlit so it looks like 70 YEARS OF GOO

70 YEARS OF GOO

Oh hell yes

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

They've got a link to their leasing website and... yeah. Not exactly keeping things secure, are they?

It's a mix of car brained american culture and. I dunno. Money laundering? There's no way these things are profitable.

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

wailing emoji with the text: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhh i'm soooooooo hungryyy

slightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what do you mean dinner is at five pm i will die that's sooooo late oooooooooooo ohhh

emoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text: i have never been fed in my entire life please sir i am so hungry please feed meee

the crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text: oooooooooooooohhh i'm just a little kitty i'm so hungry you never feed me i must be the hungriest kitty in the world ohhhh

my cat every day at 4 pm

Anthro cat wizard with a drapey ornamental outfit and wooden staff

dnd comm for @floofy.bsky.social (18+) 😼

Three panel comic. Panel 1: office break room. One coworker opens a pink box of donuts and says “ooo… who brought donuts?” Another coworker, disinterested at another table, says “idk.” Panel 2: the first coworker, grabbing a donut, says, “don’t mind if I—“ and is suddenly and violently pulled up and out of frame. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a boat, fishing. One says, “I got one!”

👁️

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

oh my god??

Arizzona iced tea, by the rizzler

You’ll never believe what I saw seconds later

The "by the rizzler" subtext really elevates this one

Get nice and comfy this Moss Monday!

She has the relative mobility of a sparrow in a cathedral to everyone else.. Basically an angry god that can pelt you with magical bowling balls just kinda whenever.

me if totk was good

(This is a false statement for humor purposes) But thank you my job does currently suck and I hope I find a better one. Don't get fired right now, the market is hell I promise

bite the hand that will not feed

Fucked my boss at my corporate office job and he put me on a Penis Improvement Plan 😎 (I am so getting fired)

just a Hubert

Sending my energy ur way I hope you get it and never have to see a cubicle again

Ermmm....?? 😅

Every po-dunk gas station invested in a "gaming room" that now goes largely unused because even worse gambling laws ate their lunch like 5 years later

It is very fucked but also darkly funny that they were very busy back when they arrived, but are almost ghost towns now that people can just gamble on their phones

a small opossum is running on a green field . Alt: a small opossum is running on a green field .

Superbowl prediction: ME

They legalized it sometime in the 2010's. I see it in tons of gas stations in the city and basically every single one outside of it, both in IL and MO.

And fucking betting apps obviously. Every single second of every major sports game is covered in it now. Burn it down and start over

I remember growing up gambling was something you went to a casino out of town for, and now every gas station is filled with slot machines and the accompanying zombies. It's so cooked