Luka Elariel

I seem to have found myself attending a wedding on a strange planet with a lot of mud and shellfish?

Feeling good about my look though, so that’s something. #worldhopperball

Anyone know anything about squatters’ rights and whether they apply underground?

I hate basements. They are spooky.

Vafefferle.

Booby Dots.

✨ ✨ sparkles ✨ ✨

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm 🫣

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Whiskey. Wow.

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Just doing some stretching. Exercise is fun right? Don’t want to get injured?

New gig tomorrow. Wish me luck. Thinking I’ll de-stress beforehand with a little R&R. Self care is important you know! 💆‍♂️

So apparently being “arrested” might not mean what I thought it means.

So how do we all feel about insurance fraud?

Well, I’ve had another day.

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Help I’m having a day.

I would like to take a moment to say Sveth Hasting is the worst (aside from 🤢🤮Beatrice🤢🤮). He’s very stupid and also weaker (as in physically weaker) than me. I wish him nothing. 🌚

Magic dogs. ✨🐩✨. IYKYK. 🤫

I’m learning that “asking nicely” might not be the best way to “get arrested”.

Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch

Ah, the life of a working man. Nothing to see here, just an honest man doing honest work. So rich and fulfilling.

Does the Elendel Daily have job postings? Asking for a friend.

[Repost from twitter] If you are in Bilming at all, please be sure to check out Idkwyl's shop!

[S1E12] Well... this is an awkward situation.

[S1E11] Postal workers are the backbone of society - give your local post-person a smile and a generous tip the next time you have the opportunity.

Sir.

Do you think I can pull off a goatee well?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm 🫣

Trip down memory lane TBC.

[S1E11 - these should all be S1 for the record] Nothing like a pleasant jaunt through the country side, am I right? Also - does anyone have a tutorial for horse-back riding? Completely unrelated question.

[S2E7] Listen, I don't like to toot my own horn, but a certain gentleman just got himself out of a pickle solo style, and is feeling quite pleased with himself. 😊

💆‍♂️Just what I needed. And hot springs too! #spalyfe #dontskimponthecocktails