João Victor

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comendo o diabo pra economizar o pão

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odeio conversar com gente que não entende ironia

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tenho preconceito com gente que fica voltando pra ex toda hora.

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sera q o meu divertidamente da alegria se matou

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Minha vida se eu pudesse comprar tudo o que eu quero

Precisava de um lugar pra desabafar sem encher o saco dos meus amigos

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eu só queria que as pessoas entendessem que a minha expressão normal é assim:

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quando um problema surge na minha vida: “vo deita”

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odeio resposta seca. não quer conversar fala

Top 10 piores sensações

Bater o carro alugado

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Pouca idade pra muita tomação
no cu

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Jornalistas no dia seguinte:

ELA É O QUE??????

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me afetou? sim, vou falar? nem fudendo

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Eu tentando puxar assunto com a pessoa.

A pessoa: Hmm, tá, Q bom, ok, blz, kkkk, tbm kk, bem isso...

To cansado de lutar

EU!!!

Arrogante do caralho

tão eu

Como é gostoso ver pessoas que você tem pouco, ou nenhum apreço, se dando mal

KAKAKAKAKAK EU