kaileigh 🍉

Oh he's "sick" sick, lmao, let's fucking gooooo

me: you’re an icon nicholas thank you
my little brother, doing a phone call for me: i know. ooh, m&ms!

* and has never been, let me be clear

just in case anyone was curious, there is no intimacy coordinator position that exists in conjunction with the University of Birmingham or the RSC education program connected to the Shakespeare Institute. That’s pretty easily verifiable fact.

my dad will not stop sending me reels i got 6 this morning all about how life will get better LMAO

Using ChatGPT

and w**d

also my great courses subscription

Pray you let’s have no more fooling about it

idk if i can actually do rhis

i can’t believe this is my life right now

do you know how fucking infuriating it is to have a ptsd trigger that is ‘car door closing’

25 times a day i am watching out the window like a watchdog as people do extremely normal things for no reason

finally saw sinners

hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously

i will die on the hill that the original Nazis were just as silly as our modern versions. Hitler based his plans for the invasion of Russia partly on cowboy novels written by a con-man.

It’s worth noting that Trump is borrowing from Netanyahu’s playbook with whatever he is attempting in DC.

i do not understand how people get by in this world without knowing how to research online

[Shout. Trumpets flourish.]

the fact that the human lifespan is long enough to understand the magnitude of what our lives are short enough to never be able to understand really kills me sometimes ya know

every time i try and workout my cat wants to play fetch. every time

zzquil, tums, weed, gnight

why is not *redacted* such a full time job

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

handling things well? you mean listening to podcasts and watching documentaries 24/7 while reaching new high scores on tetris and doing lsat practice exam questions just so my brain will stop?

keep getting videos about law school? i think i would hate that but i think they might hate me more

this has been maybe the second worst month of my life

all those like ‘rewind’ ‘flash back photos!’ things need to be abolished

can’t believe i’ve had ear infections for a cumulative two weeks now. what the fuck

To be fair it's easy to be vindicated when your commitment is "the border Gestapo are evil and should not exist"

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed