kailey 🕊️

never going to be cocomelon parent you’re going to sit here and watch succession s3 ep 9 “all the bell says”

deadass about to **** ******

aww you’ve been procrastinating on writing the second draft of your law review article and now you’re panicking

just realized there’s a path for me to get quadruple citizenship (american, mexican, swedish, and spanish)

WE ARE SO BACK

i'm calling for a liberal january 6th i'm so serious

mfers without a car (me) leaving the function

fridays are (as well all know) for settling scores, but mondays are for texting the bros and telling them thank you for being a good friend

SKEET stands for Spreading Kindness Everywhere Except Twitter

I truly believe that we can come together as a community and be unwell enough to make this website stick

a man with a beard is making a funny face while holding his hand to his mouth . ALT: a man with a beard is making a funny face while holding his hand to his mouth .

and while i’m in this body i want somebody to want and i want what i want and i want you to love me

a woman is standing on a street in front of a crowd of people . ALT: a woman is standing on a street in front of a crowd of people .

you're the sun, you've never seen the night. but you hear its song from the morning birds. well, i'm not the moon, i'm not even a star. but awake at night i'll be singing to the birds

a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car . ALT: a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car .

oh, am i me through geography? a face collapsed through entropy. i can hardly speak. and when i try, it's nothing but a squeak

best song in the 1975's discography quick

My depiction of Saturn Devouring His Son by Francisco Goya but with Lisa Frank horses

forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version

okay i'll switch over to posting on this website if things get meaner

updating my bluesky profile on the company dollar

switching between praxis and goofing every millisecond

You stink

i go medium instead of mild with the chicken tikka masala okay

not to sound like every white person ever but chicken tikka masala with garlic naan and a mango lassi really does fucking slap

sitting my ass down and learning tonight