Winnie

Hello online humans! I have found my way back to the Bluesky. I couldn’t see it due to my blindness but now I am here again and am still in search of a treat please. 🤓

I made a pillow fort for the humans. I believe they will be very proud of me!

Hello all! Fear not for I have found my way back to this phone application! To note: I was stuck staring a wall for quite awhile 😌☝️

Please note my human bought these new bedsheets just for me and for no other reason 😇

Goodnight to all the fellow good girls out there! 😇

My human said I was “grounded” all because I peed on the carpet again. I do not think they understand that I am already very close to the ground as I am a Weiner dog. 🧐

The human says if I can go up the stairs I can also come back down. I disagree and will continue sitting here making noises until they come and pick me up. 😌

May we also count, as doggos, for this “child tax credit?” My humans say I am their child and I would like to assist them as I cannot work due to having paws. Thank you for your service as a kind leading human! 😌

Good morning Tulip! I hope you have woken your human to inform them of the treat that you are entitled to. ☝️

It is the weekend again which means my humans will, undoubtedly, abandon me to “go shopping” 🤨

I went to the vet yesterday and it turns out, that while I may indeed be going blind, I am still the goodest girl. ☺️

It may look as though I have thrown all the pillows from the humans’ bed again but this would be a misjudgment as I am a good girl. 😌

My latest photo taken by the human is titled, “Portrait of a Ween” 😌

My human does indeed like to comment on my “side eye” but I do not know what they are talking about 👀

Do you have any treats?

Just in case anyone is still wondering…I am still on the hunt for treats ☝️

A new bandana means it must be Friday! I may not be able to see that well anymore but I know that I am very “dapper” as that is what the humans say I am when they change my outfits. 🤓

Did I do that??? I do not recall….

I believe your small kitten is in need of a treat based on their sharing of the paw. It is an exchange program developed by the animals. 😌

Might I suggest a small human nap? It is the best because it is cozy and ensures that your human cannot go anywhere without you. 😌❤️

I may be going blind but I still know a treat when I smell one! 😌🦴

Boo! Just kidding it’s only me! ☺️

The human insists on walking me saying “it’s not that cold anymore” but little do they know once it is not too cold it becomes too hot. The only correct temperature is the one where I lay in the sun from the comfort of my little pillow. 😌☝️

I believe she looks at you like that because she has not received a treat yet for posing so elegantly. I recommend a treat asap! 🤓☝️

It is very nice to meet you your majesty! I too am royalty as my human often refers to me as a “princess” 🥰

While one cat may not share the same smartness of the other cat, I would still highly recommend a treat for both cats. I do not know much about cats but I do know about treats. 🤓

I believe it would be easier for you to simply provide the treat as they appear to be good. I believe that all good animals deserve treats. 🙂‍↕️

I have seen the humans sit on these poofs, mainly just with their feet. I have now put my feet on it as well but I do not see what is so special about such an object. 🤨

The human must work and I must sunbathe. 😴☀️

Goodnight to all. May your dreams be filled with many squirrels to chase and endless treats! 😴🐿️🦴