Gonzo in Houston

She was great as M

“Christ, I miss the Cold War”

No fooling, altruism is good for the soul!

“Governor Reagan, I’d like you to meet the Reverend Jerry Falwell”

They can’t agree on how to fix it? Hell, they can’t agree on whether they should even try

Eve was framed!

LJ Cobb was the leader of the international organization
Z.O.W.I.E.

Stealing the cash from a taco stand is so on-brand from ICE. It’s the kind of folks they are.

Under the GOP, working class MAGAs get bigotry, guns, and religion, but they lose money. The 1% get money, including that lost by the working class.

Someone needs to get a good-quality picture of this silly-assed peace prize and publish it so people can 3D print copies. Will make great gag gifts!

What Cotton is doing is trying to appeal to the MAGA in hopes that he will be the new leader when Trump finally kicks off. I doubt even he believes a word he is saying.

I can understand Kegsbreath giving a “no prisoners” order; he’s that kind of guy. But I cannot grasp that a chain of command of professional Navy officers would transmit or obey that order and nobody said “wait, that’s illegal”

#F1
Two words for Zack Brown at McLaren:

Championship rings

Newsom is certainly not the only viable candidate, but he is the one who is doing the best job of mocking and trolling Trump. It doesn’t qualify him for higher office but it is kind of fun.

You know how many funny stories there are about stupid people in Alabama? About 3. All those other stories are true.

The Happy Meal Peace Prize

Thee and me, bro! That game was good therapy for all UGA fans.

An Alabama virgin is a 13-year-old that can outrun her brother

A pubber administration told us there were WMD’s in Iraq, and look what that got us. Now an even worse pubber administration is telling us about Venezuelan drug boats heading for the US. Nope, I gotta have a lot more evidence than their say-so.

Infantino is about as crooked as Trump, but he understands how to keep Trump happy. Trump could be a major problem for the tournament and silly shit like this is a cheap way to buy his cooperation.

I proposed a rule at my gym that if you caught someone scrolling while sitting at a machine you could drop a 5-lb dumbbell on their foot. For some reason my idea was not well-received.

All sitting Dems should be terrified of the upcoming primary season, and progressives should be preparing challenges from coast to coast.

This is the first FIFA Peace Prize. I wonder if there will ever be another?

They got an arrest. Now, can they get a conviction?

It’s not just the Canadians, either. Most of Europe is avoiding the US out of either anger or fear. Gonna be real interesting seeing what happens in the World Cup. Hopefully Canada and Mexico will be swamped with visitors!

It’s one thing during the primaries. It’s another in the actual election. If you didn’t vote or voted 3rd party because of a single issue, then you have no right to complain about any of the other issues

Watch Trump sue Netflix for a few billion, then hold up the merger until they settle on his terms

85% of our population has no freakin’ idea of what socialism really means. It is the most deliberately twisted word in our politics

Adorable, like most babies

I guarantee you that the average American will be worse off under this plan.

A sick joke for the ages!