eric "Kill MAGA" scholtes

Sean.

That’s the Pacific Northwest baybee

“May The Long Dark Consume You Until Nothing Remains” will now be my parting words to any guardsman

A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.

The Amazing World Of Tomorrow

conservatives don’t want to date or hang out with other conservatives, they only want the company of liberals solely so they can annoy and domineer over liberals, and liberals deciding they don’t want the company of conservatives drives the conservatives abosfuckinglutely bonkers

this applies to literally all interactions by the way. conservatives want to annoy and upset other people but don’t want to be around other annoying and upsetting people. why do you think so many of them started coming here after everyone else started abandoning twitter?

my favorite takeaway from this is conservatives being upset they can’t date across the aisle anymore because they know how utterly repulsive their fellow conservatives are

alternatively: to the tune of “Detachable Penis” by King Missile

can someone please make a Linux distro that’s just windows

need that tho

there are takes that aged poorly, and then there are takes that are just stillborn

speaking as the average Multnomah County voter, i started calling for drone strikes on the White House in 2025

“Fuck what the founding fathers think, they didn’t know what germs were.”

Sean.

I mean I guess there’s Bazzite, but otherwise? Who knows man.

everyone working for this presidential administration should be put to death

if you still have conservative relatives you have not estranged, ask them why they chose to elect a government staffed with and ran by adults acting like petulant twelve-year-old brats

“i’m an economics writer for the New York Times” why don’t you just say you’re a stupid asshole who’s wrong for a living and move on buddy

Gary Larson's still got it

adhesives weaken with heat exposure over time, and your phone is basically always generating some kind of heat and being put in your pocket insulates it further, plus being in your pocket means pressure and movement applied etc etc.

the protagonist of A Clockwork Orange undergoing the ludovico technique

in 1971 they could only dream of forcing horror upon horror into the mind of one victim at a time. modern social media correctly assessed that the answer to "do you want to see the worst 500 things we can find today" is almost always yes. but it's fine and this has had no consequences for anyone

“we the jury find Drake ratio’d”

i love that “Not Like Us” is court recognized as the killing blow in the feud

I believe he is one of the commercial kings

@jay.bsky.team is a stupid asshole send skeet

trash recognize trash

a flow-chart with 2 islands. "Do I need AI?" that flows into a final island saying "No"