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Important World Series info

02.11.2025 02:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"a few small beers" is chicken jockey for 35+ year old dudes

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In the Russian dub of Seinfeld, it's "You made out during 'Come and See'?!"

10.10.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"The world is a vampire" I whisper under my breath as I take another sip of my $30 erewhon Billy Corgan goth juice.

10.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One Battle After Another was an elaborate campaign by Pynchon to launch Shadow Ticket.

07.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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So RUSH just announced they're touring again for the first time in 11 years. Drummer Anika Nilles will make history as the first female drummer to perform with RUSH. She'll also make history as the first woman to attend a RUSH concert!

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You KNOW that if Taylor wrote the line "I'm madly in anger with you" Swifties would lose their mind

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Dudes who feasted last week on One Battle After Another, Geese and Jeff Tweedy watching their wives enjoy new Taylor today:

03.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Grammys announce new category: "Best musical tribute to your fiancé's dick"

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Let's get this trending!

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Glad I was raised Catholic so I can "get" Fellini films

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If you see someone walking around with their phone flashlight on accidentally, do you tell them?

29.09.2025 23:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You know who else was a revolutionary fighting one battle after another against the establishment?

29.09.2025 20:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One Battle After Another has already become a part of white dude canon

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Geese are Nü Metal

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That unemployed buddy who just got into Letterboxd:

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"Hootie and the Blowfish is the worst-named project that Darius Rucker has been a part of."

Darius:

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Phans grooving to the new Wednesday:

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If a jazz fan pronounces Montreux correctly, you know they're legit

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You so boomer they call you Esiason

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