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Aging hipster dans une grande ville

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Watching Indiana Jones movies reminds me of a simpler time, when everyone could agree that nazis were bad

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If the guitarist looks like this, you're going to die in that pit to a complicated rhythm

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When your wife asks what it will take for you to watch Heated Rivalry:

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Look here, Beelzebub, you don’t do it

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Millennial straight couples everywhere are negotiating Heated Rivalry for OBAA deals right now

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a back to the future car is driving down a dark street at night . ALT: a back to the future car is driving down a dark street at night .

When you're driving solo on a snowy interstate and pop in a Fountains of Wayne cd:

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Me when someone asks me if I like Samurai movies:

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When they mix up the Scully lathe used in the blue room with the Scully lathe you personally own:

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That one aunt who don't play about her pour over

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Important World Series info

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"a few small beers" is chicken jockey for 35+ year old dudes

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In the Russian dub of Seinfeld, it's "You made out during 'Come and See'?!"

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"The world is a vampire" I whisper under my breath as I take another sip of my $30 erewhon Billy Corgan goth juice.

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One Battle After Another was an elaborate campaign by Pynchon to launch Shadow Ticket.

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So RUSH just announced they're touring again for the first time in 11 years. Drummer Anika Nilles will make history as the first female drummer to perform with RUSH. She'll also make history as the first woman to attend a RUSH concert!

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You KNOW that if Taylor wrote the line "I'm madly in anger with you" Swifties would lose their mind

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Dudes who feasted last week on One Battle After Another, Geese and Jeff Tweedy watching their wives enjoy new Taylor today:

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