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woW

I think I have fructose malabsorption, but I've never bothered getting diagnosed with anything. :P

Folf up

They should, yes 👀

Sorry that I made the joke before you. Please forgive me. 😔

Yay! I'm proud of you! :D

I've only ever had one pair of long underwear and I hated 'em so I always just let my legs freeze in the winter. It's the better option. 😌

Beefy cartoon rhino wearing a pizza-themed jockstrap that says "NERDSTRAP" on the elastic.

Skinny giraffe with big glasses is wearing a strawberry-themed "nerdstrap" and matching shoes.

The same giraffe is wearing an argyle nerdstrap.

A seahorse is trying on an argyle nerdstrap and matching shoes with visible price tags. He's thinking about buying this outfit.

I'm ready for nerdstrap. My dudes actually used to wear nerdstraps all the time before I started forgetting to put the logo on the waistbands. :D

This morning I dreamed that I DMed a friend saying that he owed the Gorpvernment an underwear tax of three (3) drawings of his fursona in briefs, and he stopped responding. I think I annoyed him to death. 😔

I've been calling myself "Gorp" for 30,000 years, and my phone still randomly autocorrects it to "Girl" sometimes.

gross! :D

You're welcome :D

Also this because it's long underwear season. :D
#GorpArt #FurryArt

I guess he's probably been seen in most underpants that exist. They should invent more underpants for him to wear

Sketchy doodle of a stinky cartoon wolf in a jockstrap. He's showing off his pits and paws and is saying "I have every fetish".

secret Stinky Wolf lore

#GorpArt #FurryArt

Yikes, that's terrifying. I'm glad you managed to stay safe, and I hope you don't have any more close calls like that.

Sometimes, but I prefer drawing regular briefs. :D

Do it anyway to confuse everyone further. :D

Ooh 👀✨

Oh! I thought he just had fat junk. :D

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Continuing this endless quote thread with two flavors of briefs :D
#GorpArt #FurryArt

That's his usual underwear though :D
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Already drawing him in regular briefs, so I guess y-fronts'll be next. :D

What underpant
should I draw
on Stinky Bignose Wolf

I picked one up expecting it to be firm but it was soft and sticky and gross and probably inedible. Ew! :'D

There's a few mexican grocery stores in town, so they'd be a better option if any of 'em has fresh produce. Clearly the white people store doesn't know what to do with 'em. :'D

woW :D

illegal and also a crime. please go to crime jail. Thanks

I wanted to try jicama for the first time, but all of the ones at the store were Obviously Very Rotten™. I don't think root vegetables are supposed to be mushy and moldy and split in two??

Proud of him :D