Philip Krogmeier

In real life, one in 500 kids who catches measles will die. And because measles is an asshole, some of them will die six to eight years later, of untreatable, incurable neurological conditions left as a parting gift by the virus.

(also it is in so many libraries!!! I love libraries!! support your libraries!!!)

Nyarlathotep.

Same, obvs.

Also Longstrider, if anyone in the party has it.

Potions of speed were very helpful. Don't be afraid to utilize all the big stuff you've been saving (or anything new you pick up). It's a long fight, but a fun one.

You're closer to ready for the battle than you think you are.

"will you vote for Newsom over a Republican candidate if he's the nominee" is exactly the same question as "is it okay to say the n-word if it's the only way to stop a nuke going off in new york city"

Belated Burns Night supper with the in-laws tonight. Bottle of Talisker Storm and haggis. Awwww yiss.

Demon core experiment

roses are red
cherenkov is blue
just use a screwdriver
what's the worst it could do

None pizza left beef

Roses are red
Stem held between teeth
I ordered us takeout but it's

Fuck yes.

At least half a dozen top Trump administration officials appear in the Jeffrey Epstein files The degree to which each individual was connected to Epstein varies significantly, from a single email to years of communications.

The President, two of his current Cabinet secretaries, his former strategist, his biggest donor, and his pending Fed Chair nominee are all in the files of a pedophile who ran a sex trafficking ring, while the attorney general and a former Cabinet secretary let him get away with it.

Seems kinda bad?

This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.

That's weird, she just told me that she didn't even race today.

Right? My youngest ones are still smaller than that, but seem so surprised when I can pick them up.

Like, Gandalf does not mince words about the fact that palantirs are dangerous and should not be used.

#TinyChild is out here assigning clickbait headlines to my workout.

"How Can A 38-Year-Old Hold a 25 Pound Weight?"

Anakin Skywalker on Mustafar

Roses are red,
Boobies are round

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Someday it will happen
And he will be

New thread of things, dibs with a reply, I'll send you a listing link later. Recap of what's available starting below:

"first they came for my property value"

Same. :/

@vicada.bsky.social Relationship goals. ;)

Reining them in would imply some level of control, Chuck. ICE doesn't need reined in, it needs to be sent to the fucking glue factory.

Why Transgender People Are Not Feeling Gavin Newsom We have seen this song and dance before.

There seems to be a lot of discussion about Gavin Newsom today.

I wanted to re-share this piece that I wrote, because I have a lot of center-to-left Dems that follow me that want to understand.

There are very good reasons transgender people do not like Gavin Newsom.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

"I like the way you work it... no GPT."

@hailvady.bsky.social Happy birthday!

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

While you were partying, I studied the blade.

While you were having premarital sex, I was jamming the blade into my bedroom wall.

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate, can you PLEASE help me get the blade out of my wall it's really stuck you guys this isn't funny