Cathy Carver

Spell check… (I hope!)

In fairness, he seemed to be furious about nearly everything.

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

Pigeon Feels Silly About Still Being A Little Scared Of Plastic Owl

Pigeon Feels Silly About Still Being A Little Scared Of Plastic Owl
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Norwegian man wakes up to find grounded cargo ship narrowly missed his home Authorities say they received reports that the NCL Salten had run aground shortly before 6 a.m. Thursday. No injuries or oil spills were reported.

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Blue Land of Enchantment lures unhappy Texans New Mexico, the Land of Enchantment, has quietly become a blue refuge in the MAGA red West for Americans who are fleeing extreme conservative strongholds.

Blue Land of Enchantment lures

So sorry to read this.

Former President Joe Biden diagnosed with prostate cancer Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, which has metastasized to the bone, according to a statement from his personal office.

BREAKING NEWS: Biden has been diagnosed with prostate cancer, which has metastasized to the bone, according to a statement from his personal office.

Former WaPo Cartoonist Completes Ownership of Jeff Bezos Ann Telnaes Kicks Toadying Oligarch's Ass Yet Again

Ann Telnaes Kicks Toadying Oligarch's Ass Yet Again

My mother practicing back in the day. Today would be her 107th birthday. With dolly Myrtle.

Justice for Kilmar: People of Faith Condemn Government Abductions As people of faith, we are called to bear witness to injustice, demand accountability, and ensure the human rights of our precious immigrant siblings are protected. The rise of abductions by Immigrati...

My UUA denomination joins hands with United Church of Christ.

🤣👍🏼
In other news I have often suggested using Oreos for communion, but haven’t been able to convince anyone. Possibly because we don’t have communion. But still…

I loved walking that trail. So who’s the little sneak that added their egg? 🪺

a little girl is holding a pink umbrella in her hand ALT: a little girl is holding a pink umbrella in her hand

Happy hunting! 🐰

Assorted Haiku Haiku #2511   Tourists wait in line to enter Machu Picchu. Oh, look! A high queue. Haiku #564127   how dare you suggest I have a short attention spanish omelette   Limeraiku   There once was a young limerick from Kew who turned into a haiku. The Constraints of Haiku   Tied up all night with a haiku dominatrix and her three-line whip.   Shakespearean Haiku   Shall I compare thee To a summer’s day? Alright – Thou art pretty hot.   How to Write a Haiku   The last line should flow seamlessly from the first two – hippopotamus.    Brian Bilston

It’s International Haiku Poetry Day today apparently so here are a few haiku with which to start the day.

Decide if you’ll be doing impressionism, pointillism, or a blue one.

Tips For Decorating Easter Eggs
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Soccer-loving 'grannies' go for the GOOOOAAAALLLL in their version of the World Cup The players are women over 50. The oldest this year is 87. They took the field in South Africa for their "World Cup." One team was crowned the winner but all the players consider themselves champions.

The players are women over 50. The oldest this year is 87. They took the field in South Africa for their "World Cup." One team was crowned the winner but all the players consider themselves champions.

Thank you! I had hoped you would show up here.

Is this the part where we advise young families to pull their investments and stash the funds under the mattress

I’m so happy the flora can’t access the news. Obliviously carrying on with spring.

Opinion | What exactly does Trump think is in the Smithsonian? Following his most recent executive order, I went in search of some “corrosive ideology.”

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Obama calls on citizens, colleges and law firms to resist Trump agenda

Not sure why the sight of a very light dusting of snow makes me feel blessed, but it does. Maybe because it’s not a dusting of dust.

Cory Booker made history. Now it's our turn. A call to action.

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Can’t shake that Kentucky upbringing. 🤣

👍🏼 Indeed!

Meeehhhh 🐐

Vomit.

At Kennedy Center, Trump envisions remaking Honors, suggests he could host Trump and his board suggested several artists for Kennedy Center Honors including Sylvester Stallone, Andrea Bocelli, Elvis Presley and Babe Ruth.

President Donald Trump visited the Kennedy Center on Monday, where he presided over a meeting of its refashioned board of trustees and discussed changes to the institution’s annual Honors, including possibly hosting the ceremony himself.