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Covered Bridge #Photography

Why Wikipedia editors have deleted entries from the “List of unusual deaths”: “hippos are extremely dangerous and very aggressive and there is nothing unusual about hippos killing people” “the man was working on the toilet, making his death inherently less strange than if he had been using it” “no longer an unusual or unique occurrence” regarding impalement by beach umbrella “being hit by multiple motorcycles in a race is not an unusual death” “fatalities involving objects or animals being launched into oncoming traffic are considered commonplace” regarding a Canadian couple’s fatal collision with a “flying bear”

recently discovered that wikipedia volunteers have a hilariously high bar for what constitutes "unusual death"

Sunrise from mid-September 🩷💜🩵💙✨

I hope your Monday will be kind to you!

When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.

King Halo x Super Creek is healing yuri to me. They both get fat, naturally

Super Creek got unlucky cause the goo goo babies meme took off like wildfire. In Tachyon's case it really is just people not understanding her character arc and motivations from the movie lol

Uma Musume mischaracterization derby: Agnes Tachyon x Super Creek

The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇

2018 deltarune fandom was pure, untouched. a little miracle.

happy women having sex with robots day for those who celebrate

i love that every rightwinger talks like this now

asgore, car keys in hand after downing three beers

This is Ando. He's been a high-risk explosives detection dog for 6 years, and last week he celebrated his final day on the job. His coworkers threw him a surprise retirement party by showering him with dummies, a special reward that detection dogs are trained to love. 14/10 congratulations Ando

A fake ad from an hidden page during TF2's War update which shows an image of Fred Astaire with the texts "TAKE THE LIFE OF FRED ASTAIRE" "MAKE HIM PAY" "ONLY $37.53" The bottom of the ad shows a rocket launcher with the texts "WITH THIS ROCKET LAUNCHER" "Transfer his fame to you!!!!!" "PO Box 857, Saratoga NJ"

Thinking about TF2's lore and how this single panel from an update page's Easter Egg beats the entirety of Overwatch's writing

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

Weird way to wake up someone but I’m not complaining
Cm work

Why don't you make like a tree and slowly grow while helping others around you grow too.

frog surveys aka tad polls

My partner & I were trying to ID a bird we heard while walking and the guy who had stopped his car to let us pass got out and was like "it's a frog, actually. Cope's Gray. I do frog surveys... Sorry" And then got in his car without a word and drove off. Absolute king

Had to bring in the hummingbird cam to charge the battery overnight. This was the video it just sent me.

I think about Tenna so much. One of the guys of all time.

Camera photograph of an Australian Shephard dog looking face close to the front of the camera, only side of its profile shown. Staring at the camera in a comedic way.

Was scrolling through my old gallery and I think everyone needs to see this picture of my dog

This pup deserves treats for life!!🦴💙🩵

Photo of a blob of pizza dough with two little eyes drawn on.

The dough on this pizza box is very cute, so I drew eyes on it

HOW TO SPOT A KETTLE Police may try to surround the march on all sides in a "kettle." If you're kettled, they might hold you there for hours... They otten lie about when they're gonna let you go. ...or even arrest everyone. Look out for a prisoner transport bus. If you see a kettle coming, the safest exit is usually back the way you came. TURN AROUND!

stay safe! avoid kettles!!

My boy Ralsei is a genius 🥹💜💜

It’s a hilarious plot detail that Ralsei knows how to exploit the Souls love of yuri to distract it long enough to talk to Kris in private

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One of the reasons I think “defund the police” is a great slogan is that you get to repeatedly tell people that studies show that police don’t actually solve murders, and in fact one-third of stranger-murders are committed by police.