@miloramone.bsky.social
I was on Fark.com the night a YTMND guy got one of his kiwifruits stuck in the slats of a wooden chair thereby becoming a legend.
HEY NASHVILLE this ⬇️⬇️ seems to be important today.
02.12.2025 15:08 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0It’s not imaginary. You’re getting dragged on NextDoor.
02.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0She’s looking forward to tge rough prison s3x.
02.12.2025 12:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That explains the smell of burning tires.
02.12.2025 12:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
Maybe. <rolls over, pulling covers over head>
02.12.2025 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No
02.12.2025 12:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Someone get Gerry on the line, he’s got some fellas to call out of retirement
02.12.2025 11:21 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
🚨TENNESSEE CD-07🚨
Today is Election Day!
Today is your last chance to vote for hope, health, & relief from high costs.
Vote for Aftyn Behn!
Polls are open 7am-7pm.
If you get in line before 7, stay in line!
Do not sit this out!
Elect Aftyn today!
#ResistanceUnited #ProudBlue #OneV1 #Pinks
I named my fists “Hey” & “Ho” because LET’S GO!
01.12.2025 04:36 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Exactly.
01.12.2025 00:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We all do.
30.11.2025 12:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0FrogGyver made himself a GPS device from them and found his way back home.
30.11.2025 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No wonder I haven’t gotten my free burger coupon the past 15 Februarys.
30.11.2025 12:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Results of a WebMD search of the vague symptom of “tits hurt” entered as “breasts hurt”.
You may be lactating:
30.11.2025 12:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All I want for Christmas is for everyone to begin using the Oxford comma.
29.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 524 🔁 37 💬 14 📌 4Yes. The victims should be redacted.
29.11.2025 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0IL Congressional candidate Kat Abughazaleh: "I think Kristi Noem should have consequences. I think she should be tried at The Hague."
04.10.2025 01:53 — 👍 13114 🔁 2473 💬 474 📌 311That’s the damn shame.
29.11.2025 17:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤔
29.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Funny. But not funny. Sad & funny. 🫤
29.11.2025 15:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yep. Therein lies the problem. Why is NO ONE doing the right thing? Why are they so afraid of OrangePrick™️?
29.11.2025 15:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I lettuced myself, actually
29.11.2025 10:26 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Graphic of St Louis weather from Carrot showing a snowy forecast with the advice; “Beware the yellow snow”.
You can go where the huskies go…
29.11.2025 12:38 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Uhhhh, yeah, hello again.
<taps mic>
RELEASE THE UN-REDACTED EPSTEIN FILES.
Look at all the men reporters no one protects her, cowards.
29.11.2025 03:59 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Came here for this.
Not leaving disappointed.
Screenshot of Bluesky thread. Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social Our oven has suddenly decided it's not going to get hotter than 315 degrees. Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com Can you fit a space heater inside? U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov What in the name of BEN FRANKLIN is going on here. Nov 28, 2025, 10:37 AM
OK, who narced?
28.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 8466 🔁 846 💬 73 📌 54National Guard aren’t law enforcement, El Drunko.
27.11.2025 15:26 — 👍 236 🔁 37 💬 8 📌 0
