M.G. Gallows

Put on a sweater and stop bothering us.

What is the Star Trek project that only you would love?

Cooking with Neelix.

#blutoid #startrek #TV

"The only thing stronger than hate is love."

I appreciate the sentiment, but hate isn't strong. It's weak, cheap, bred from fear, anger, and ignorance. An easy choice for those who can't face reality.

Lots of things are stronger than hate. And hateful people struggle hard to hide that fact.

Sure is Warwick in here.

The main characters from my novels. They're a joy to write.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

The evil priest from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (no longer the worst Indiana Jones movie!) holding the still-beating heart of the sacrifice.

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
The very next day
Kali ma shakti de

My philosophy is to write what I want to read. And as arrogant as it makes me sound, I like to read my own books. It's a good system.

"Don't consume coffee, red meat, or any food that has chemicals you can't pronounce. You'll die of microplastics and transfats. Don't you want to live to be at least 80-"

DOING WHAT? SIPPING DEW FROM LEAVES? I WANT A CHEESEBURGER LAURA #christmaswiththeinfluencers

Like parking lots aren't crowded enough with everyone who only seems to remember Christmas is happening a week ahead of the 25th. Like yeah, I get it. I don't want to see Christmas shit until Dec. 15th too, but some people are just here to get milk and you took a gun to Black Friday. Sort it out.

Changed the shape of his head, from the look of it.

I got into a brief beef (breef) with that clown who played Jayne on Firefly. One of the Baldwins. Tony? It was after he drank the Kool-Aid and was angry about vaccines. Pure tin-pants-on-head conspiracy nutter.

"Please do your laundry."

NICE COMPLIMENTS TO GIVE WRITERS • you are incredibly clever • your work impacted my soul • i'm still thinking about your book • i will read everything you ever write • honestly you are a monster • i put your book in the time-out corner • im crying why are you like this

Oh sure.

It's just the merc in me. I'll tweak anyone's nose if the price is right. But I do like memes. Here, have some dril quotes as BattleTech nations.

Pay me and I'll clown on anyone you want.

Why

You will be visited by three spirits. #blutoid

Ah, that nerve wracking sensation of writing about other cultures, and knowing jack shit about them, outside of internet searches.

You're going to screw up. But there's a difference between failing in a fun way, and failing in a way that breaks your novel.

Did they have reasonably placed phone charger spots, at least?

Hopin' for a speedy recovery, Boss. Khurse sends his regards. 🦎

Fun fact, shareholders are also AI. You've hard of the dead internet, now get ready for the dead stock exchange.

Okay. Sure.

So what is it the "middle" of?

Better start crankin' that accordion before Superman shows up to fight you.

I want to say yes, but the more I think about it, I might be talking out of my backside. I MIGHT be thinking of the Hellfire spell. You can fire three fireballs normally, or hold up during the teleportation to fire two larger fireballs (that pierce enemies).

I believe you had to hold a button when it happened. I think Up?

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

"LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!"

OY! I just made enough mealprep for a week and finished my lunch. If I wanna doomscroll social media until I see exposed knockers (signifying that I've gone too far), then that's my Sunday prerogative, Jimmy!

Remember when we were children and could actually move our limbs like that? It hurts just to look at it.