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lololololololololol.

this is why I think the admin spending all week yelling about a “hate America” rally was stupid

anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”

this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better

It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.

So boyfriend just got an electric bike and I love it for him because he's wanted one for a long time but right now it's annoying because I have to wait a lot longer for him to get home so we can hang out. Haha.

🚨BREAKING: Cal State LA just moved classes online and let faculty work remotely, not for a storm, not for COVID, but because ICE is in the area.

Let that sink in, an entire university is treating immigration enforcement like a public health crisis.

The president of the United States is threatening to strip the citizenship away from an American who says things he does not like.

And our media will invariably present this not as a major crisis, an impeachable offense that must lead to his immediate removal, but as “a spat” between Don & Rosie

FEMA removed dozens of Camp Mystic buildings from 100-year flood map before expansion, records show Federal regulators repeatedly granted appeals to remove Camp Mystic's buildings from their 100-year flood map, loosening oversight as the camp operated and expanded in a dangerous flood plain.

Federal regulators repeatedly granted appeals to remove Camp Mystic's buildings from their 100-year flood map, loosening oversight as the camp operated and expanded in a dangerous flood plain.

“To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire... those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex. Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.” Marilyn Frye, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory

Yup. I love this piece on how so many straight men are actually homoerotic and only truly love other men, they just unfortunately aren’t sexually attracted to them:

haha you FOOL! my library LITERALLY has this. they have the adobe suite, sewing + embroidery machines, recording booths/software and instruments, 3D printers, cricut stuff, button makers… plus yknow. almost every library has libby, hoopla, etc. for digital media, which i can access through an app.

Epstein never dies is Shakespearean. 🧑‍🍳💋

Apparently there was a joke event in Peru where all the jockeys raced each other instead of their horses

Road sign, two directions: "doing what you need to do", and "doing what you want to do", car underneath between the two directions upside down and on fire, "ADHDers somehow doing neither"

Help

I finally finally FINALLY watched Sinners and I'm so mad I didn't until now.

Went tubing today and a big rock absolutely SLAMMED into the top of my ass. It's beginning to huuuurt and I'm just laying in bed trying to distract myself.

We are so fucking fucked.

john fetterman resign bitch

I'm rereading Fourth Wing and I don't know, pals. I dunno if I can do IF again. I'm already so over the "I'm so mad this guy who told me constantly I don't know him didn't tell me this huge life altering state secret even though we've only been fucking for 3 months." Like come ON.

Doordashed food.
$25.
Get food.
Food is messed up.
DoorDash only refunds you $5.
Sitting there, still hungry, with a plate of food you can't eat.
Don't even want to get more food cos you already spent money on something you didn't get to fully eat or enjoy.
A scam.

quintessentially american, for us to kill the pope and replace him with one of our own guys

Dude me too.

Reaaaal weird that the new Pope is the first American to ever hold the office considering *gestures everywhere*

It's too late for Concerta but we must artificially make the serotonin somehow.

Supposed to be packing today so I'm gonna take a little walk to get coffee and then start.

Books don't always need to be super long. Sometimes editors need to be more firm on that.

I also love Sheila. She's funny as hell.

Even though she's a manipulative popular girl and falls for dumb grifters she is still hilarious.

The Social Secretary is one of my favorite people on The Residence so far. She's hilarious.

I don't think I have earbuds for work today rip

The details are so much worse. In her French op-ed, she explains that the issue raised was that she had a table that showed Gaza as having had the highest number of “humanitarian victims” of 2024.

Her merely acknowledging the fact that Gazans are being mass murdered was a problem.