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Okay so like, she's like a goth lizard? And she's like, totally in space? But there's like, zero Hot Topic outlets on this space station? It's like, totally lame?

About goth lizard girls?

A cover for a lifestyle magazine called SS14. A green lizard wearing a parka and purple eyeshadow is rolling its eyes. Text on the front of the magazine promises "In this issue: Ten signs your co-worker is a bad milk robot. Too goth for Hoth: "A whole planet made of snow? Like, whatever..." Lizard people: Which even ARE the naughty parts?

Reuploading because I missed a couple of lines. Still no explanation. Only goth lizard. #SS14 #SpaceStation14

Lucien wants help with his cufflinks.

A nude, grey-furred anthropomorphic male rat with his back against the viewer is looking across his shoulder with an annoyed look on his face.

"Whey, man! D’ya want a photo or summat?" Brods thinks you should stop staring. Unless you're looking to get slapped.

Gender is a performance and I bombed.

Today I learned that sitting alone in an empty café and reading William Gibson seems like a good idea until the com radio on the counter starts crackling and you hear a panicked female voice shouting inaudible words in what sounds like an east Asian language.

A badger, otter, red fox, and chipmunk are sitting in the middle of a graveyard under a half moon and starry sky. They listen as the badger tells spooky stories.

"On this very night, 10 years ago, in this graveyard under a moon just like this..."

"Spooky Stories" art by Elisabeth Alba. Ink, watercolor, and acryla gouache. 🎃👻🪦

Sad birds in snow. I swear I'm not turning into Piro.

Clarence and Shalina don't really smoke, but it's a chance to get outside and have a quick conference.

I've no idea how those trolleys broke either.

A female anthropomorphic gryphon teen wearing a leather jacket and earphones is standing in a record shop, holding a cassette. She is looking at the viewer and holding up her left hand, showing the viewer her middle finger.

I forgot how to draw again so here's Garcelle at her edgiest. No, she's not here to buy the latest Joy Division tape. She's here to shoplift the latest Joy Division tape. Now fuck off before she screams.

On it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

An anthropomorphic weasel in a press vest stands in front of a list of names with her right hand raised in a fist, and a camera in her other hand.

It's hard not to get political these days. Everything seems to be a controversial political issue, including the deliberate killing of journalists. I feel that if someone is trying to restrict where and what media can report on, they're trying to hide something and it's not likely to be good.

With all due respect, the frozen pie situation is getting a little out of hand...

Hey! That looks just like me!

A chair is standing in water with a green ferret standing on the seat looking at the water. The ferret is holding a red and black shoal marker.

There was a slight emergency at work
Bad news: Had to work overtime
Good news: I get to reuse an old joke

A green ferret creature is standing on a darker green café sofa. He is holding a mop and is mopping the sofa cushions with his tongue out as if concentrating deeply. A yellow bucket is on the floor, and there is water spilled on the floor around it.

Summertime means getting some of that grime off those sofa cushions at the café!

A female anthropomorphic gryphon sitting cross legged in a green cafe chair is holding a baguette toward her open beak in a suggestive manner with her tongue extended. She is wearing a short skirt with a high slit, a blue blouse and a red beret and holding an unlit cigarette.

Happy #Bastille day, #France. To celebrate, here's #Garcelle eating a #baguette in a perfectly ordinary way like a normal person.

A female anthropomorphic gryphon in a short black skirt and red top is half laying on the ground next to an empty bottle. She is shielding her eyes from the light in discomfort. Song lyrics are written on the background: "And you're singing the songs thinking this is the life; and you wake up the next day and your head feels twice the size; where you gonna go, where you gonna go, where you gonna sleep tonight?"

I fear #Garcelle might have overindulged. Again. Inspired by "Where you gonna sleep tonight" by #Amy_Macdonald

A green ferret holding a box of bread is looking suspiciously back toward a large light fixture which has fallen down and his hanging by its power cable right behind him.

Well, that doesn't normally happen. Mondays, am I right?

Wisdom might not be her primary stat.

Alternative reply: "That's how you wound UP here, idiot."

#garcelle

A cartoon of an anthropomorphic female weasel in the middle of dressing, looking back over her shoulder at the viewer.

POV: This is her cabin now and you are dead.

A comic with a fox and a lynx singing "oh say can you see; our bed? if you do; then we need more plushies" while standing waist deep in a pile of plushies

I mean... they're not wrong.

Mäow

A cartoon of a lion roaring. A speech bubble contains the lower letter a with two dots.

ä

A female anthropomorphic weasel is walking down a pier looking back over her shoulder at the viewer with a disdainful expression.

Meet Shalina.

She has class.
She has sass.
She has a knife, so keep your paws to yourself.

Egg!

A green ferret holding a knife and fork and licking his lips is sitting on a table with a large sandwich on a plate in front of him, and a coffee mug with a drinking straw.

Big sandwich for big hunger