Francisca Alonso

Goldman on Waltz's absurd explanation of SignalGate: "It is absolutely preposterous, but what it goes to show is when you are lying you can't keep a story straight."

28.03.2025 00:19 — 👍 10889    🔁 2456    💬 299    📌 71

Such a rapid percentage cut is essentially a forced budget reduction. It's unlikely they assessed any needs in that short time. Personally, I'd prefer to sever all business ties with Elon’s companies and face the consequences. It has to be better than dealing with him.

18.02.2025 23:02 — 👍 32    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

Democratic politicians seem indifferent, acting like traitors as they let this happen. Across the board, politicians appear to be saying, "Give me my money, Corporate America."

03.02.2025 19:54 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Can I separate myself from the next four years?

03.02.2025 16:45 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Jerry hit the target perfectly.

03.02.2025 16:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In just one week, our president has accomplished far more than someone else did in four years, who often seemed lost on stage and stumbled over his words during speeches.

28.01.2025 01:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The Beatles and The Stones and Zeppelin and The Beach Boys and The Who are all wonderful but when you reach the age of 56 you realize it was The Byrds and The Kinks all along. Happy birthday to me.

27.01.2025 21:20 — 👍 29065    🔁 924    💬 2489    📌 155

In hospital waiting rooms, people seem glued to their phones because they're anxious not to miss their names being called. However, they're so used to constant stimulation that silence feels unbearable, almost like a clinical addiction to TikTok.

27.01.2025 15:03 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jimmy Kimmel Live turns another year older today. This year, we are especially grateful for our neighbors, our city, the dedicated men and women who keep us safe, and those of you who follow us and watch our show. Thank you for 22 years. We can’t believe it either. @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

27.01.2025 00:54 — 👍 23815    🔁 1749    💬 446    📌 48

Q: Which dystopian nightmare movie is this from?

A: Reality.

26.01.2025 05:45 — 👍 3755    🔁 359    💬 115    📌 27

It takes me 45 minutes.

26.01.2025 16:39 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ran a half marathon in 1 hour 49 minutes 4 seconds

A little slower than the last one, but less painful.

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