lexi

anywave, i'm drunk on my back deck and someone is cooking meat

you can take the bitch out of beef country, but you can't take the beef country out of the bitch

@mothmanvevo.bsky.social hey [with rizz]

injectables ok ✅

it's mf boys nite

at the risk of sounding like a 50-year-old white man, what's with all these fruity IPAs? i don't want sweet and juicy! i want the hops to punch me in the throat!

picked up a case of @broelector.bsky.social at the gas station after work. ready for #boysnight

i'm high on dayquil and i forgot how to crochet wtf

i think piplup should have a gun

it's almost 2025. can everyone please figure out the difference between reply and reply all????? like what the fuck?

is this a bit or are you genuinely curious and in search of a good wig supplier? (because I have a good wig supplier if you need one)

I don't miss South Dakota. Took this pic 6 years ago.

this is me and my bubby boi, ghost. we found him in the trash and he is the light of my life. I have never seen a grateful cat until mr beef right here. I love you, toastie 🩷

maybe read him the classic

I should become a banjo guy

hey, my first kiss was a girl and it still took me 5 more years before I realized I liked women, too.

brb it's acomaf

my mom makes a delicious cranberry sauce every Christmas! they're boiled with pears and cinnamon and they're my favorite food!!

brb gonna curl up with the book I've already read a hundred times just to feel something

how to scold my cat for being mean to her brother (she has been here longer, but he's orange and therefore innocent)

Moonrise Kingdom. It's a weird af Wes Anderson movie that everyone I recommend it to has told me that they don't get it. but I think it's a beautiful, awkward coming-of-age story

today's schedule:
✅wake up
✅take meds
✅experience the soul-crushing weight of mental illness and reality
✅eat soup

I ended up playing it in 2015 and I still have that Shaymin h gave me 😂

I only got into Pokemon because my boyfriend (now husband) showed me shaymin and said I could have one if I played alpha sapphire 😂

highly recommend having a Nebraskan bestie so you can text her while she's at work to send you her best crock pot soup recipes 🖤

he's just a boy

i'm a socks and sandals guy now

emo they/them

have yet to find good cheese curds down south

(and not a girl)