Marta Jewson

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brb reading the immigration attorney group chat

Does this mean a special election in OK?

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary

Trump Administration Live Updates: President Ousts Noem as Homeland Security Secretary
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

Blasts that killed 26 men in a Kentucky coal mine still echo 50 years later

(And these are the newspaper mottos we need)
www.newsfromthestates.com/article/blas...

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Ok, my Louisiana teachers, parents and students.
Ten Commandments in Louisiana classrooms - What are you seeing in classrooms? What is your school doing?
DMs open as well

ICO writes to Meta over 'concerning' AI smart glasses report Videos, including of glasses-wearers using the toilet or having sex, are sometimes reviewed by a Kenya-based subcontractor.

Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...

3yo trolling hard
3yo: Why is that car on the truck?
Me: It's being towed, it probably broke down.
3yo: Why?
Me: It may have been in an accident or the engine had trouble.
3yo: They probably didn't have both hands on the steering wheel.

They will judge me so hard for those draft revisions lolol

This is literally an episode of It's Always Sunny

I just think of them reading my journals with swear words in them .... like my grandmother's were in cursive with proper grammar.

This is literally along the lines of what I'm thinking lol

Wowow

Bought a new desktop calculator. But it only weighs like 2 ounces. I want this thing to weigh like 2 pounds and be able to withstand serious number punching.
Open to solutions that are slightly sleeker than taping it to a brick.

Much better headline than the Wash Post's:
To strike 1,000 targets in 24 hours in Iran, the U.S. military leveraged the most advanced AI it’s ever used in warfare.

This sounds like an ad, but it's about murder.

"joins police"

That's terrifying. Grateful for her service.
I hadn't seen the helicopter footage of the rescue on Norman C Francis across from the hospital until last year. 🙏

Do you think it's possible the world would be radically different if Facebook had only ever been edus - and access stopped when one no longer had an edu

I love these nuggets. Thanks for sharing : )

This is a fun one!!

If anyone wants to pay me to rewrite a timeline, I am available.

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Some of these campaigns I see - and I say "I remember when you were a teeny-tiny charter school board member who was learning the public records law."

Going to need a state-by-state and racial breakdown.
(No I haven't read it yet - thinking out loud while I bookmark)

Wait til he reads the McDonald’s toilet water study.

For the first time, we now know how many Black-owned bookstores exist in the U.S. The National Association of Black Bookstores has released the “first comprehensive national report” on the state of America’s Black-owned bookstores.

There has never been an official, comprehensive record of Black-owned bookstores across the United States — until now

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If Claude is your therapist, it's time to get a new one.