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Overhead a patron call the show she saw tonight "good but predictable" which is not how I feel about The Show I consumed tonight lol (the world series)

I would have rather watched 7 more innings if the Jays had won 😭

There's definitely jank, random international live streams on YouTube too

I was kiddinnnnnn 😭😭😭

I was joking when I said I wanted two games worth of extra innings in this world series so pls don't take me serious now

Waiiitt I thought we were at intermission not that the shows were just starting 😭

Bro you can't just be throwing balls straight at batters hahaha

My ex best friend is getting married this afternoon and honestly I just hope whoever signs their marriage license thinks they're doing the right thing. Or that her marriage is nothing like she imagined mine to be.

Listen CVS, I know Arizona does its whole own thing with the time zones... But we're aligned with pacific until Monday and then we'll be mountain. If I schedule something, I do expect it to be in the same time zone as the appointment itself 😭

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

I love spending time with my extended family because they're such a good case for ADHD being genetic

Boooo at least I've heard he's a nice guy

I'd just really love to see the Dodgers lose

Didn't think I'd get to see any of the game tonight lmao one more inning and we'll have seen two full games of baseball tonight hahaha

I love living in this future where the second ingredient in my applesauce is corn

Also, I called on Friday and left a voicemail and will be calling the scheduler again on Monday to see if anyone knows anything or if we just vibin'?¿

And how I guess I'm grateful Veteran's Day is the following week? Saves me 8 hours I don't have 🥲

I'm completely out of sick time. This shit is just so dystopian.

Waiting for my surgery date in just under two weeks, still don't have a confirmation email I think because the scheduler is waiting for info from my insurance? and looking over how I'll use every second of my vacation time to take off less than the minimum recommended time from work after surgery.

YouTube video by cassidy carballo how i made this upcycled butterfly zip up using the reverse appliqué technique! 🦋 #fallintoshorts

This reminds me of these videos!
Kinda different but in the spirit of
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I told my CVS cashier yesterday I needed it for emotional support and light reading lol

I like Get It, but..... Retrobrighting is magic

Twenty feet of residential sidewalk lined with cactus debris. A pile of saguaro cactus chopped down into 18"-24" log sections. Each piece is in various states of decay-- waterlogged and moldy in the side that had been supporting the most of its weight on the rocks for the last week.

Does the city even pick this up in bulk trash or? :((((

In that storm last Monday, the neighbor's 120+ year old saguaro cactus fell over into our front yard. It's been devastating to watch it slowly crack and die over the last week. I woke up to the sound of chainsawing this morning :(

Goodbye old friend🌵

I would really just like someone to fix my broken bedroom window 😭

Not just loud ass music but playing on a Bluetooth LED flashy boom box size speaker attached to the back of the bike. We thought it was a car on the main road!

Out walking the dog and heard loud ass music coming up the path behind us. When this guy was maybe 15ft back they yelled "on your left"

We know 😭

Every Average Day Goes By Eventually also works.

I only remember which is which because someone else answered the question of treble clef lines with that freshman year of high school in choir 😭

Clients love to press the boundaries of my ability to perform ✨ theatre magic ✨ by asking for actual magic lol

Please 😭 no 😭 this desert rat is drowning