The Twilight Saga: Breaking Jawn - Part 1

future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House

Now in a position of power at the network, Ms. Weiss is the one concerned about leaks. She has complained that her comments at private CBS meetings keep turning up in media reports, asking if the company can identify the leakers, according to three people familiar with her remarks.

exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...

Print leaning up against a press with an image of a cityscape that says the studs Terkel quote ‘I have come across ordinary people who have done extraordinary things’

Let’s tell them Studs Terkel is the leader of antifa. Come get a print today at Open House Chicago, 10-5.

Block the Trump/White House account the same way you would any other worthless troll that wanders in here to vomit lies and piss itself.

There is no upside to engaging with that trash.

A small white Marvel headstone. All it says on it is "baby".

Today I visited a graveyard from before vaccines were invented. There were a lot of these.

I think Cybertrucks are just expensive Yugos.

Nationally it becomes a matter of tone. "You and I live here. We know what the problems are. Join me, we can do something about it. Them? They're from somewhere else. They must be, to deny what everybody knows. Let's outnumber them."

This is what my "for you" feed currently looks like. 100% MAGA propaganda about what's happening in Portland. Based on what I hear from people I know who live there, what's happening in Portland is that 99.9% of peoples' lives are going on as usual and there's a small protest at one building.

Have we reached the point where the phrase "run it like a business" means to fuck it up and ruin it, yet?

A perfect joke and none of them seemed to get it (this clip cuts off the non-reaction).

If Jan 6 was all Antifa then why did you pardon them?

Tony Fitzpatrick The artist, actor, and poet, 65, on surviving a heart attack and being a rebel.

Tony Fitzpatrick has died. Read our 2024 interview with the Chicago artist, actor, and poet here: buff.ly/5hv2CCN

Oh shit. President Crimes and his crimes friends are committing crimes with the fake money for doing crimes. Have you guys seen this.

Screenshot from Instagram, a porcelain cup of Kpop demon hunters' bird with the hat. It shine And very well made.

A d the porcelain HAT also fits the porcelain tiger cup, right behind it.

Oh no oh no oh no

It's a cup and the hat fits both the bird and the tiger I'M GONNA SCREEEEAAAMMMM

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Easy for me to say since TikTok never snagged me, but it has been captured and it does you no good to remain there. Sour their investment.

YouTube video by Wire - Topic I Am the Fly (2006 Remastered Version)

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Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office

The only actions Elon Musk has ever managed to get me to do is quit Twitter and think he should be deported.

Federal officer blasts chemical spray into vocal but nonviolent Portland protester, video shows

The interaction illustrates how federal law enforcement officers do use aggressive tactics against protesters who yell and needle officers but don’t appear to present clear physical threats.

All charges brought against protesters at Broadview today must be dropped. When cops and agents attack crowds without provocation, they make shit up to justify their attacks (in his case, an attack waged on a cooperative crowd to produce fascist social media content). These charges must be dropped.

old photo from Popular Science of a bald dude in a dress shirt and tie wearing a powered exoskeleton

never has a person looked more like a Jack Kirby drawing

"Who was that guy who got shot? Chris something?"

LOL, this is what happens when RFKjr doesn’t understand running a large organization.

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There's a time of day where my thoughts drift to how funny it will be if and when Biden outlives Trump because of the natural failing of his mind and body. The guy looks like a wineskin filled with offal, and I think his spine is made of popsicle sticks. I truly believe its going to happen.

*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*

ICE now conducting “Kavanaugh stops” on entire buildings at once:

But also we’re terrified of the subway

the idea that you could get the *most* conservative voters to vote for democrats if dems were anti-abortion is very very very hard to swallow given that you can't get pro-choice conservative voters to do that for democrats who actually do share their beliefs on the issue

When I hear people say "warfighters".