It's illegal to buy life insurance on a random person. That's the case because we recognize the moral hazard and perverse incentives it would create. Allowing people in government to bet on prediction markets is the same problem massively amplified.
04.03.2026 15:37 —
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$220M of our tax dollars for a propaganda video of Kristi Noem on a horse at Mount Rushmore.
04.03.2026 15:16 —
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"White voters make up a majority of the voting electorate" in that county. So does that mean two white people or one white person?
04.03.2026 06:50 —
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How I arrived on Bluesky.
04.03.2026 06:48 —
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US and Israel are about to get humiliated by a demonstration of strategic planning versus mad chaos goblins.
04.03.2026 06:23 —
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You gotta use his middle name too so he really sounds like a serial killer: James Thomas Fallon.
04.03.2026 06:16 —
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For Republicans who are turning on Trump, welcome to the "water is wet" club, I guess.
04.03.2026 04:35 —
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The thing about "Trump campaigned on no new wars" is that he also campaigned on, like, Hannibal Lector and sharks versus electric boats and weird rants about low water pressure. His campaign theme was essentially "I am batshit nuts."
04.03.2026 04:33 —
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Someone should make an expression about tilting at windmills in this manner.
03.03.2026 18:36 —
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Appears to be an incident of shit-for-brains.
03.03.2026 16:31 —
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AI-induced psychosis is the same phenomenon that melts so many billionaires brains, but with sycophantic humans instead of AI.
03.03.2026 16:20 —
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That other unsolved murder from the protagonist detective's past? I think it's connected to THIS murder.
03.03.2026 12:31 —
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These are all close plots, but none have a robot saying something like, "Happy 6500th birthday! Haven't heard from you in a while and thought you might like a single-pleat Gurkha trouser in a high-twist wool..."
03.03.2026 04:34 —
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...and Wall-E
02.03.2026 23:55 —
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Not to nitpick but that kinda sounds like three unifying threads.
02.03.2026 23:35 —
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It appears to be working, but I still dont know why you would want to prevent skin.
02.03.2026 21:12 —
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"Two things can be true at once."
FALSE. Only one thing can be true at a time. My truth waited a long frickin' time to get to this place and it shouldn't have to share it with some other fact that came out of nowhere and wants to steal the spotlight.
02.03.2026 20:52 —
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The year is 7430 A.D. Earth is a smoldering ash pile devoid of life, but due to a date error, the @dieworkwear.bsky.social robot continues to deliver birthday gifts.
02.03.2026 20:50 —
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Trump sure makes a lot of nearly true statements.
02.03.2026 18:00 —
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It is amazing what modern medical science can accomplish. Just a few decades ago the only use for a piece of shit was as fertilizer or simply flushing it.
02.03.2026 17:54 —
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I've come to expect from Schumer "strongly worded letters", coordination of senators not up for reelection to fold to the republican side, zero whipping of votes, and symbolic votes over substantive ones.
02.03.2026 08:59 —
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Burying the lede: someone's name is Law Roach?
02.03.2026 03:54 —
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Trump estimated the still-unreleased Republican Healthcare proposal as "four weeks or so" out, about a decade ago.
02.03.2026 03:50 —
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bsky.app/profile/hear...
02.03.2026 03:43 —
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It is perfectly rational to be more angry at Schumer/Jeffries than Trump. Leading the opposition ineffectively occupies the space where a real resistance should be.
02.03.2026 03:39 —
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Republicans: "War"
Dems "War. But please consult with us."
02.03.2026 01:03 —
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"War. Possibly a good or bad thing, who can say?"
-DNC
02.03.2026 00:57 —
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Blaming leftists for the failed handling of Epstein. 🤡
bsky.app/profile/artm...
01.03.2026 19:22 —
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Ah yes, I forgot that only one factor impacts elections.
01.03.2026 18:37 —
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Right? "But what about the demographics of the electorate!?" What about them? Was unclear what point was even being made.
01.03.2026 17:17 —
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