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Everything is Politics (sadly) Anti-Federalist, Anti-Fascist Progressive independent๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆIโ™ฅ๏ธALL my/our kids. NeverThe PEDO-in-Chief I wish we could be like Finland Live & Let Live. MYOB ๐ŸšซDMโ€™s ๐ŸšซCreepers ๐ŸšซSellers ๐ŸšซPorn ๐ŸšซMaga

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Theyโ€™ve always been there, social media helped them โ€œfindโ€ each other from across the world ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

08.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam Bondi said, โ€œKaroline Leavitt is the most trustworthy person I know.โ€

I laughed out loud.
It isnโ€™t funny, butโ€ฆcโ€™mon. ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ 

08.10.2025 00:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was in a Kansas bookstore yesterday, and two women in front of me were discussing the Kansas Eisenhower Museum Director who refused to give Trump a sword from the museum and was fired.

They were appalled, and it became a conversation between several others in line. The news is getting outโ€ฆ

07.10.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1877    ๐Ÿ” 440    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Theyโ€™re fkn terrible here! Iโ€™m not far from Elmira NY and Iโ€™ll tell you the mosquitos are brutal this year

08.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t believe they get paid to taunt, harass, and shoot at protestors

08.10.2025 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MAGAt evangelicals will say he deserved it bc heโ€™s not a โ€œrealโ€ preacher for their church. Everyone not a part of them is the enemy

08.10.2025 00:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks for that

08.10.2025 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Important info for US Citizens stopped by ice.

07.10.2025 12:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 135    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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This is staggeringly good. Terrifying. I love Chicago. Stop this performative sadism.

07.10.2025 07:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 146    ๐Ÿ” 31    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words how bout that written below her ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words how bout that written below her

I want to experience The Rocky Horror Picture Show in my local theatre at midnight on a Saturday like they did when I was too young to go

08.10.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He is a man of honor and integrity. He was diligent and methodical investigating ALL of Xhumps crimes.

Fuck that epic orange puss-wad

08.10.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because itโ€™s illegal to be gay in Russia

07.10.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Miserable little cocksucker.

Theyโ€™d teach him how to fly from a Russian hotel room if he were there instead of making America shit from here.

07.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Donal Motherfucker Trump Does NOT Have Plenary Power,
Stephen Miller you imbecile outlaw

07.10.2025 22:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesnโ€™t everybody do that?

07.10.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hereโ€™s a close up of his ugly fkn mug - he looks scared? He should be

07.10.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just like the cheating husband who always berates and accuses the faithful wife, of cheating - a guilty mind the orange taint has

07.10.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A  screenshot of an X.com post by House Homeland Security Committee (@HouseHomelandSecCo) stating, "We're drawing a blank, let us get back to you," with an image of a crowd storming a government building, featuring individuals in red caps and carrying flags. Below, a reply from @Acyn
, Acyn, posted 5 hours earlier, quotes Stephen Miller asking, "when in our history have we tolerated unlawful, riotous assemblies around government buildings," accompanied by a video thumbnail of Miller speaking on a news program, labeled "OANN 0:13" with text identifying him as the White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy.

A screenshot of an X.com post by House Homeland Security Committee (@HouseHomelandSecCo) stating, "We're drawing a blank, let us get back to you," with an image of a crowd storming a government building, featuring individuals in red caps and carrying flags. Below, a reply from @Acyn , Acyn, posted 5 hours earlier, quotes Stephen Miller asking, "when in our history have we tolerated unlawful, riotous assemblies around government buildings," accompanied by a video thumbnail of Miller speaking on a news program, labeled "OANN 0:13" with text identifying him as the White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy.

Notice how theyโ€™re now calling everyone else an โ€œinsurrectionist.โ€ Pure projection.

07.10.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4390    ๐Ÿ” 1377    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158    ๐Ÿ“Œ 41

Itโ€™s sad.

07.10.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œDonโ€™t be silly. I am not a god,โ€ he said. โ€œI am a mortal who has woken up, and there is power in awareness.โ€

-The Poppy War
R. F. Kuang

07.10.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When people are hired, not for their honesty or competency, but for their ability to be snarling trolls on TV for the delight of their immature and unpleasant boss, you get an AG like Pamela Jo Bondi.

07.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12903    ๐Ÿ” 3260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 550    ๐Ÿ“Œ 119

The masks they wear are because they know this wonโ€™t last and we will come for them - the masks are so we canโ€™t ID them with the new facial recognition software, but theyโ€™d be so very wrong to think that. If your white, the software works with little to nothing

07.10.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Grotesque. . .

07.10.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1394    ๐Ÿ” 584    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

The math doesnโ€™t math

07.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought he pooped his clogs

07.10.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I meant to say men - donโ€™t know why it auto-corrected to cunts๐Ÿ™„. I feel so appreciated right now

07.10.2025 20:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ugh. That fucking guy. Arenโ€™t all the insufferable cunts in the Republican Party self hating closeted homosexuals

07.10.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All her surgeries and Botox arenโ€™t working, what is she like 58 or 60?

Hate and lies age you

07.10.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I give to Wikipedia regularly. Itโ€™s still an open forum and free, that pisses these parasitic MAGAt repugs off, always grifting

07.10.2025 20:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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