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RN, BSN ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ”ฅ Mom๐Ÿค˜Heathen, Wife, Progressive ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™Independent, living w/Lupus, (weโ€™re not friends ๐Ÿ˜•) Proudly AntiFascist ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ”ฅ & anti-federalist Letโ€™s be like FINLAND Live & Let Live. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐ŸšซMAGA,Porn,DMs,Creepers

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Epstein Autopsy Witness Says Three Neck Fractures Point to Murder, Not Suicide
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk Epstein Autopsy Witness Says Three Neck Fractures Point to Murder, Not Suicide

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20.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
While the 23-year-old's death was reported in March 2025, it was not made clear that a federal agent fired the fatal shot.
ICE agent killed US citizen in Texas-public didn't know for a year

While the 23-year-old's death was reported in March 2025, it was not made clear that a federal agent fired the fatal shot. ICE agent killed US citizen in Texas-public didn't know for a year

20.02.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1182    ๐Ÿ” 814    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

Donโ€™t let the border hit you all in the ass on the way out, adios

20.02.2026 03:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2945    ๐Ÿ” 242    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Al Capone was not jailed for being a mobster. He was jailed for tax evasion.

Donald Trump has done that his entire life. When Fred Trump died, Donald devalued the family assets to avoid taxes. His sister lost her job as a federal judge over that fraud.

If only we still had a functional DOJ.

20.02.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2321    ๐Ÿ” 601    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 74    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

And WHY exactly would the FBI Director need to be there?

20.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™d draw the line for them

20.02.2026 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're trying to make observing/filming ICE illegal.

Then we must show up in greater numbers.

BE UNGOVERNABLE.

20.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4373    ๐Ÿ” 1188    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 109    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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Me come the morning.

Iโ€™m very much into a particular State Funeralโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ”ฅ meow

20.02.2026 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fucking A

20.02.2026 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good night, all.

I hope that fucker does tonight, pray on it yโ€™all

20.02.2026 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And we can tell.

20.02.2026 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dingus?!!! Ahahahahaha!

20.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No. Was his last name really Dingus?

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Heโ€™s still a creepy perv tho

20.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m so tired of his voice, like rusty razor blades, and his face like something we must stomp to death with our feet before it multipliesโ€ฆ.

20.02.2026 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The expression you get when you realize that hit of acid you just ate is prolly cyanideโ€ฆ

20.02.2026 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you realize the โ€œblotterโ€ of acid you just took is prolly cyanide

20.02.2026 02:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bored of Peas
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(The New & Improved)
AXIS of EVIL

20.02.2026 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sure it never occurred to him that his โ€œfunโ€ would ever end

20.02.2026 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They are the original wasp mafia

20.02.2026 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect analogy

20.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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