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Everything is Politics (sadly) Anti-Federalist, Anti-Fascist Progressive independent๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿ’™๐ŸŒˆIโ™ฅ๏ธALL my/our kids. NeverThe PEDO-in-Chief I wish we could be like Finland Live & Let Live. MYOB ๐ŸšซDMโ€™s ๐ŸšซCreepers ๐ŸšซSellers ๐ŸšซPorn ๐ŸšซMaga

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Only the very best โ€œpeopleโ€

10.12.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If You Steal Our Elections, You Don't Get Our Money Here's how we make this real.

PLEASE read. We have HELPFUL GUIDANCE HERE. Follow this author for both REALITY & HOPE.

open.substack.com/pub/cmarmita...

09.12.2025 10:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And stupid. Evil and stupid, and dementedโ€ฆ

10.12.2025 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Researchers issue warning after observing concerning change in animal behavior: 'Much more far-reaching than previously assumed' โ€” The Cool Down

A new study shows the danger of pesticides isnโ€™t only in what they kill, but in what they change. When bees forage less and fish behave differently, ecosystems begin to fail long before we notice the losses.
apple.news/ALzThv-E0QfS...

09.12.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 140    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Because theyโ€™re cowards

09.12.2025 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It took everything I hate about minivans, and made it fun house scary-freakyโ€ฆso, No.

09.12.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once Dumpty is dead? All bets r off

09.12.2025 18:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will declare bankruptcy in 6-8 months and the money will have disappeared

09.12.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a stupid ass. Never been in an overturned canoe or row boat in his life

09.12.2025 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is he able to fly to his golf course every week on our dime?

This must come to an end, we need Dems in Congress to end this BS

09.12.2025 18:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meanwhile the yearly salary of the President is only $450K

09.12.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yep. Been a corrupt SCOTUS for nigh on 15 years, a corrupt Congress for about 12 and now itโ€™s all 3.

Somethingโ€™s gotta give

09.12.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™s a brilliant mind, Texans need a bad bitch Senator, couldnโ€™t ever expect better than Crockett

09.12.2025 18:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Outstanding ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

09.12.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m talking about Dumpty the Orange Hump, if you didnโ€™t figure it out ๐Ÿ˜‰

09.12.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First woman to kick him in the balls on camera gets a $5 million Go Fund Me from every other woman who would love to do it, but will never get the chance

09.12.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yes.

The Sodomites-R-Us prison

09.12.2025 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Suck it Marjorie.

Reap what you sow.

09.12.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, duh. Marjorie. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคจ Lay down with dogs, wake up flea bitten and covered in ticks

09.12.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The NY Post is a shill for Dumpty and always has been

09.12.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And this is the reason they voted for him, the bail out checks. So if he did run again, theyโ€™d vote for him AGAIN despite him being the cause of their suffering and misery. For many farmers this will come far too late, but theyโ€™d prolly still vote for him and maga again๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

09.12.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Talk about a narcissist

09.12.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fox News is a big bag of rotten Murdock diques

09.12.2025 15:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just like the recent TN election, when 99.4% of all votes cast were already counted 31K more votes came in! Itโ€™s impossible, someone some where stuffed the ballot box electronically - and the DEM is Not asking for a recount! Why??!!!

09.12.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The dementia is obvious

09.12.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I enjoy seeing my pals here on BlueSky, but looking at any bluelight screen for more than a minute is destroying my eyesight & making my headache so much worse. I gotta go, love to all. Take care of you, xx

08.12.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fELON, the epic chubby pussy, with the worlds biggest propaganda site ๐Ÿ™„

He so damn boring

08.12.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So whenโ€™s the recount going to happen in TN???

Tick-fucking-Tock, yโ€™all

08.12.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boom.

08.12.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Europeโ€™s Banned Pesticides Are Poisoning Nigeria Chemicals barred by the EU are widely available across Africa, threatening food and water supplies.

"Region imported 438,000 tons of pesticides and herbicides in 2020, two-thirds more than in 2018. More than half of such chemicals used in Nigeria are highly hazardous, at least 40% of those canโ€™t be sold in Europe"

#Pesticide colonialism
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

08.12.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 257    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

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