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Staring directly at the sun so the eye squigglies know I am in charge of their pain

03.05.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Edgar Allan Poe: This Raven repeating a word is a sign of deteriorating mental health, failure to cope with loss, and a slow dissent into madness.

Bird enjoyers: oh yeah, thats a corvid, they do that sometimes. It was probably bored and wanted to do something funny.

26.04.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shane Gillis looks like he played 7th row bleachers at JV high-school basketball games

04.04.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The West has fallen
Billions must OwO

28.03.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t know how the fuck I screwed up my algorithm on so many different apps so bad, the only two advertisements I get are oats overnight, and competitors that tell me why I shouldn’t buy oats overnight

26.03.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ubel x serie

09.03.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4126    πŸ” 623    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 9
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Can i get a hell yeah?

07.01.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The council has decided, the banned Wizard spells of 2025 are as follows:

-Give dementia
-Summon *creature* in perpetual pain
-Wet your bed
-Cause collision between *summoning* and twin/dual/duo *structures*
-create piss
-Sugma
-Unionize minions
-Become Aware
-Fuck around
-Find out
-Give dementia

15.12.2024 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pabst Participant Ribbon

15.11.2024 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0