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You're going to recommend the Allegro, aren't you? 😏

12.11.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The barrel-roll jump?
Surely that would've been an Evri van?

11.11.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He'd latch onto the drop in coal usage and declare it mandatory to burn the stuff.

11.11.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Similar:-

Cold Open - New Bond walking across screen, pauses, looks directly at camera and says "What?", then resumes walking.

11.11.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen Alt: a man in a gold robe stands in front of a wooden screen

Reminds me of

11.11.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Labelling rooms is commonly done to help dementia sufferers cope with moving around

11.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah. The "Young Indiana Jones Chronicles" solution

11.11.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(e) All the kids JB fathered with the assorted "Bond Girls" over the years turn up to Spy Camp. Whichever one graduates top of the class will become the one true James Bond Jr

11.11.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IIRC (without looking it up), it's roughly 3.26 light years

11.11.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight out of Blazing Saddles.

10.11.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But the perfect title for a blank sheet of paper detailing all the wars that Donnie has personally ended. 😏

10.11.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"One woman"?
Try "The ENTIRE crowd at the 64,000 seat stadium"

10.11.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shame that most of those were convictions under State Law, which a Presidential Pardon can't undo.

10.11.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers Alt: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers

Waiting for Hammer Films to announce a 4K Collector's box set to go with my copies of Quatermass Xperiment & Quatermass 2

10.11.2025 08:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably worried about crop dusters covering Agent Orange's tawdry golfing arcade with homemade Agent Orange.

09.11.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's politics 101

08.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but so are they.

07.11.2025 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When they launched the Zoe ZE50 in the UK, CCS was a Β£1000 option on middle & top trims, but not available at all on the lowest trim level.

07.11.2025 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There ARE different shaped nozzles in UK/EU.
Diesel nozzles are larger diameter, and won't fit in a gasoline car.

07.11.2025 10:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For DECADES, he's been known for not paying his contractors.
What did they think would happen?

07.11.2025 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening .. Alt: a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
07.11.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope they offered him some Tylenol

06.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's all "Why is THAT guy getting all the attention, I'M the special one!"

06.11.2025 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boeing are now refurbishing his Qatari jet for free.

06.11.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Privatising science research will lead directly to both Weyland AND Yutani

06.11.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a red ball with black circles on it Alt: a red ball with black circles on it

That's lower than the ISS! 😧
Beachball you say...

06.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's only 1/3 of a Death Star slice

06.11.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a lego man holding a cup with the word yes below it Alt: a picture of a lego man holding a cup with the word yes below it

EXACTLY!

06.11.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd like to see the LEGO games dept getting this licence too.

06.11.2025 14:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want LEGO Star Trek games like the Star Wars ones.

06.11.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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