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There's a reason "Fragging" is a US invention.

09.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Medicine be with you 👍

09.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They only have to run as far as the nearest shredder

09.03.2026 15:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That USA started this war in order to force everyone to lift sanctions & buy oil from Dear Leader's bestie, Vlad?

09.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Disney refused to use the original title "A Princess of Mars" because they didn't want Dejah Thoris to be a Disney Princess

09.03.2026 10:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers Alt: a man in a helmet says " i 'm doing my part " in front of a row of soldiers
09.03.2026 10:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They did not.

09.03.2026 09:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

To make the world buy Russian oil instead? 🤔

09.03.2026 08:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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two men are sitting in front of a stack of garden moving boxes and a sign that says thought about it i 'm in Alt: two men are sitting in front of a stack of garden moving boxes and a sign that says thought about it i 'm in
09.03.2026 08:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's not often a politician threatens to lame duck themselves.

08.03.2026 17:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And Reform are the "Provisional Wing" of the Conservatives.

08.03.2026 16:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

IIRC, it can carry 6 of the old 1/8 SCU delivery boxes, so maybe it'll come into its own when we get the planned "mail room" missions in the bowels of DCs?

08.03.2026 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a black and white photo of a man with a hood on his head talking to another man . Alt: a black and white photo of a man with a hood on his head talking to another man .
08.03.2026 16:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Unlikely.
The picture shows ALL the carbon being emitted in one go.

08.03.2026 09:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If I had a DeLorean I'd go back to 2015 and break a certain escalator.

07.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 2

It grows on roofs, if you install solar

06.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In the *same* role.

06.03.2026 13:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds like it's time to dig out the old tuxedo t-shirt!

06.03.2026 10:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's been "sponsoring" shows on Discovery for weeks now.

06.03.2026 10:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only as Regent until Barron turns 35 & is eligible for POTUS.
By then, that acronym will mean Pharoah Of The United States.

06.03.2026 08:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do wish that site (and all others) would post screencaps instead of links to the bad place.

06.03.2026 08:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only audience Fox cares about is Dear Leader

05.03.2026 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if Nuremberg, Pa has a nice courthouse?

05.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Much more likely

05.03.2026 19:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But the confirmation hearing will be hilarious!

05.03.2026 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I still have no idea how they taught a shark to play the cello!

05.03.2026 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I guess RFKjr is still waiting for the next lesson in his mail-order necromancy course.

05.03.2026 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

See Meta glasses.
Punch Meta glasses.
No Meta glasses.

05.03.2026 18:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weren't they going to do a "Thelwall" to the A494 bridge?
ie - build a new bridge, move all traffic onto it, refurb the old one & only move half the traffic back?

05.03.2026 07:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So... a rail replacement bus from Shotton to the Deeside Parkway station they haven't built yet?

05.03.2026 07:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0