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Record setting $2 billion jackpot was won by one person in Altadena, California. The person received $424M after taxes. INS Loading Memories. Imagine you win the lottery and suddenly you're the only billionaire getting properly taxed
25.10.2025 01:23 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I thought my new girlfriend might be the one, but after looking in her drawer and finding a nurseβs outfit, a French maidβs outfit, and a policewomanβs uniform, I decided if she canβt hold down a job, sheβs not the one for me.
24.10.2025 19:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Daddy shark is teaching baby shark how to hunt Daddy Shark: So, after you reach the shore, you pick your prey. They're usually the ones swimming close to the beach in colorful swimwears. Baby Shark: Got it! Then I jump them? Daddy Shark: Not so fast, son. First, you swim up so your fin sticks out of the water. Then circle around your prey a few times - two or three loops usually do the trick. Make sure they can see your fin. That's very important! Only then you dive in for your meal. Baby Shark: But... why? Daddy Shark: Well, son. If you prefer to eat them with their shits still in, that's your call!
24.10.2025 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Terrorists tried to destroy the White House in 2001 with a hijacked plane. 24 years later the President of the United States accepts a plane from people funding terrorists and is destroying the White House himself.
Yep, pretty much.
23.10.2025 18:18 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0The fact that the Louvre heist didn't take place at dawn, but at the very reasonable hour of 9:30 a.m. shows that even French jewel thieves have a better work-life balance than us.
23.10.2025 17:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Chris Murphy: "There's a lot of history that has taken place in the East Wing & it was just destroyed without any conversation in the public, without any consent of Congress. It's absolutely illegal. That visual is powerful b/c you're watching destruction of the rule of law as those walls come down"
22.10.2025 17:38 β π 32195 π 11664 π¬ 1478 π 617NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES
22.10.2025 13:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0EVERYBODY WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH ΞΞ DONALD THATS NOT WHAT "FUCK TRUMP MEANS
22.10.2025 13:19 β π 1 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Murrow is probably spinning in his grave with the recent loss of integrity at CBS.
13.10.2025 14:10 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0In Spider-Man (2002) Peter has a radioactive spider bite the size of a golf ball but instead of going to a doctor he decides to sleep it off. This is because Peter lives in America
21.10.2025 17:09 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0When you know YouTube keeps waiting til your hands are full while listening to a video to put on an ad so you can't skip it but you can't prove it:
20.10.2025 22:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The world could use more sympatheia.
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"The greatest obstacle to living is expectation, which depends on tomorrow and wastes today." SENECA DailyStoic.com
20.10.2025 16:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"The impediment to action advances action. What stands in the way becomes the way." MARCUS AURELIUS dailystoic.com
20.10.2025 15:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cancel SPOTIFY.
They are running ICE ads.
F them.
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as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life
and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
OK, so our "Secretary of War" currently has two big priorities: (1) murdering innocent fishermen in the Caribbean, and (2) endangering the lives of commuters in Southern California.
Perhaps, we are seeing one of the downsides to having a drunk TV talk show chatterbox running our military.
If you are confident that a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, you stop it and board it. That way, you have evidence.
If you don't really care if a boat near Venezuela is carrying drugs, but you just want to kill people, you blow the boat up. That way, the irrelevant evidence is gone.
Oh itβs not appropriate for your program to air the president wearing a crown and shitting on American citizens?
Youβll talk about it in euphemisms? Maybe call it the βcrown videoβ and ignore the shitting part? Because thatβs appropriate?
Tell me, was it appropriate for the president to do it?
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
19.10.2025 04:54 β π 14416 π 2163 π¬ 424 π 118Spotify is running ICE ads. I went to cancel on mobile and saw that this isnβt allowed on mobile. They make you cancel on desktop. You think thatβs gonna stop me, Spotify? I will erase you and forget you ever existed.
THOU SHALT CANCEL SPOTIFY!!!