Vic

Regardless of authenticity of the “new” dire wolf, I do not think we should be attempting to play god with de-extinction. There’s a very well known series of 6 films explaining why

The day before our first date I was at a FOB show… and I’ve seen them (six times) since we’ve been dating

Ty was somehow surprised that I have tix to Yacht Club already… Sir, I haven’t missed a Minnesota Fall Out Boy show in over 15 years; I don’t play.

my god do i need a cigarette

If you need me I’ll be at Aldi unlocking the shopping carts with UpDown coins

Sometimes it sucks that me and my bf had very different childhoods bc when he lets out a burp after dinner and I go “hey do you remember when Justin Timberlake won a burping contest against Hugh Jackman at the Kids Choice Awards” and he has no idea what I’m talking about I look genuinely insane

Oh I got one a few weeks ago saying I owed for the MnDOT E-ZPass lane and that one made my heart skip a beat

mmm i love the taste of malicious compliance on my lunch break

she also had an ‘83 mustang fastback that she sold around the same time, but of course back then she was driving around with little tiny me in a pontiac grand prix… not thinking about how sick it’d be for her daughter to inherit some classic muscle cars

my mom bought her ‘72 chevelle in ‘87 and sold it to my cousin in the early 00’s. he fixed it, upgraded the hell out of it, and is now going to sell it

so i need to come up with like $27k or a good ass deal to get that shit back asap

Connor McDavid looks like he gnaws on logs

bf’s been sleeping on the couch while recovering from surgery, and i’m so selflessly taking on the noble task of sleeping right in the middle of the bed to even out the impressions 🫡

The light poles in Philly must be feeling what the couches in the VP’s residence felt on election night.

Drake really just got annihilated by a cutie patootie on live TV

ready for the “Super Bowl”

Super Bowl, aka the best three hours of the year to go to Costco.

oh man I did that wrong <6 but I know you got me

like bro what do i need to do here

after seeing someone with >6 months in the industry in management roles on arena tours i genuinely wondered why the fk i’ve been grinding like this for 7 years

when your tax returns and payday hit at the same time and the tattoo shop starts calling you like the green goblin mask

They should invent a pharmacy that doesn’t fucking suck

It’s just me and my Pilot G-2 10 Gel Roller pen against the world

paying $80/month to xfinity for 1200mbps download speed using a nice new modem and only getting 8mbps>>>>>>

A year and a half later I still haven’t recovered from the emotional devastation inflicted by Stick Season (We’ll All Be Here Forever)

Noah, sir, what the fuck. 😃

I’d like to add that this guy chronically wore HeyDudes for absolutely everything

Vile, horrid, repulsive, depraved.

Stealing this premise and applying it to real life 😏

By the time it hits production it’ll be a biopic

The ovation Fleury is getting in Montreal 🥹 and the commentators being silent the whole time 🥹🥹🥹

Thinking bout how my bf’s mom’s ex would always randomly drop by her house, chug a massive glass of milk, then just leave.

He lived 15 minutes away

see, at least the ledge will give you the physical ticket for sure… i’ve done the will call one at 1st ave venues before and had them not even give me the actual ticket 😭

ok i guess rks is sponsored by 1st but they do give the ticket so???

omg did you just get tix to Jack’s Mannequin too

the $13 option to mail them made me SICK